Kim Mortality ⚔️

i love grabbing boys by the throat and see their pupils dilate in real time

need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"

The hoes are not stimulating me intellectually anymore

is there any trait less attractive than a lack of curiosity

the thing about media literacy is that understanding why the author chose to specify that the curtains are blue is the same skill set as understanding that the way the author characterizes all black characters as angry or all chinese characters as meek and silent is racist. it is the same skill set as being able to identify when a news source is biased or when someone is feeding you propaganda. the ability to ask "why did this person choose to present this premise in this specific way?" is a critical skill in a world full of misinformation. why are the curtains blue? maybe it's a characterization detail. maybe it's extraneous worldbuilding. why is this character written as being right all the time? maybe you're intended to disagree with them. maybe it doesn't matter. maybe you should still ask why.

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

parasocialism is bad Unless its with me. i love you. yes You. Specifically

there's a heart-shaped wet spot in my panties for you

when you take me to put me down please get me a nice snack on the way

please be perverted about me in these trying times

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot