The Blacksmith

What i’m hearing is that i can and should do parkour in full plate

Parkour in full plate might actually be safer

@palezma

People who tag me in knightly medieval stuff are gr8

@systlin because you know how often this comes up

Suddenly the way I portray plate wearers is changing.

@theodorebennas

And this is EXACTLY why I do already play plate-wearers the way I do. People who play them as lumbering hulks have always confused me.

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Some people are just born to fight, I think. It’s not that they’re born brave. It’s not that they’re born strong. It’s just that the universe has decided that this one, this one will have grit and fire and steel in their blood. And it’ll be tested, this cosmic mettle of theirs. They’ll face trial after trial, be broken and damaged in countless ways. But this one was born to fight. Maybe it’s not the life they would have chosen. Maybe they’d love to lay down their arms. But they were born to fight. It’s what they know. It’s what they do best. It’s all they can do.

So the existence of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies still makes me squint a fair amount but. God damn if this isn’t just perfect for Ode and romance tbh.

sword flirting

its like sword fighting except instead of trying to kill each other when you disarm your partner you kiss. the levels of sluttiness and homoeroticism remain exactly the same.

@cuerue

@ghilenan

@theshadowborn​ Sev and Liam, so many times. Likely what led to Sevia’s twins ;)