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i bring an “excluded since childhood” vibe to the function

the lonely idgafer starts giving a fuck late at night

i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency

i hate when something violent happens to a right wing politician and every left leaning pundit and politician gets on their soap box about how "violence isn't the answer" as if the right wing ideology doesn't inherently encourage violence.

"his son just had his first birthday" they're separating families. they're attacking trans people. they're building concentration camps. they send "thoughts and prayers" for school shootings and don't enact real change to prevent others. they have stood by israel, which is bombing nurseries. they stormed the capitol and physically harmed others. and i'm supposed to be sad he got shot at?

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

if i say “i’m working on it” just know that means i’m thinking about it really hard while doing absolutely nothing

ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

everyone is saying student housing but the problem is that comes with being a student, a fate i would not wish on my worst enemies.

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

there used to be this giant book that was shipped to everybodies home whiched doxxed everybody in the city

one thing about me i’m the leaver. i will leave

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day