burn it down

becky: jokes on you, babe. she loves to make a mess 😂. it's okay, love. thank you, make sure you wear a maids outfit while you clean 😂 and if you need help, let me know. we can make it a fun family affair and all have tie-dye shirts.

colby: well, yeah, lol, she's a kid. can't wait until they gang up on us with double the mess 😅 a maid's outfit? 😂 idk that might give them nightmares, that's a lot of body hair on display. nah, i got it, you just relax. that would be fun... too bad my new ring gear's all black now.

becky: ohhh so this is your idea. i should've known. yes, there's food coloring all over the sink as well. it's very... colorful. we could always tiedye outside one day, just not inside. it's too much of a mess.

colby: it was her idea, i just offered to help, thinking it'd be less of a mess. but uh, looks like she tried to do it herself then. 😅 sorry, baby, i'll clean it up. oh yeah, that's an idea.

becky: oh, im sure that's what it is. she's so funny. i can help her with that lol. i'll take her shopping later.

colby: there isn't food coloring all over, too... is there? because i may have mentioned i'd help her do it when i had the chance. but that would be the cleaner and better option, lol.

becky: my love, do you know why our child's underwear is in the sink? @sethrollinstt

colby: uhh... i have no idea? but she did mention wanting to have the tie-dye ones. maybe she tried to take matters into her own hands?

You know, I thought taking on more directing work this year would make things feel a little calmer, but somehow it’s the opposite. Between the indie film I’m trying to get off the ground, the sustainability campaign I signed onto, and that fashion partnership everyone keeps asking me about, I feel like I’m juggling twelve different versions of myself. And every time I think I’ve caught up, someone sends me another script like, ‘This would be perfect for you.’ I’m flattered, truly, but I’m also one bad coffee away from hiding in the countryside for a month.

really? i would assume directing would be more work than acting. is it not? i ask, having very little acting experience myself. that all sounds like a lot for one person, damn, i thought i ran myself ragged. i feel like i should recommend my coffee brand to you, if that's really what's keeping you going, but i don't want to be out here as an advert, haha.