i'm a joker

Being the victims would be really bad. Unless it was on said TV show, then. Cause you get to be on TV and perhaps that could be what helps your career take off. Either way you’d be on TV which wouldn’t be too bad.

Being on TV would be pretty good, even if you were getting decapitated or something.

I catch myself whistling it more times than I’d like to admit, to be honest. My life is any kind of show like Law and Order because those are the best shows.

If you were the detectives, maybe. Being the victims would kind of suck. I wouldn't really wish to be them.

Fair enough. It’s a very engrossing show, though, isn’t it? 

Unbelievably. I think I actually hear the theme song playing in my head. Like all the time. My life is Law and Order.

How far did you get?

Far enough that I feel like going outside is risking murder.

Just go people watch for a bit. That can be fun. One of my friends and I just sit around and make up dialogue for people in the food court. She’s better at it than I am but it’s still fun. Shows are good but it’s healthy to get out. 

That sounds like something that happens in a romantic comedy. And I don't know, I'm not all that good at healthy. I'll give a shot. 

Good choice in show but you need to get outside stat!

But outside is really bright. And in the show, that's where shit goes down.

I disagree. Unless we’re talking about desserts, then yes. Ice cream is the best. You can get toppings for pizza too though, man.

Okay, but I'd rather put chocolate on something than pepperoni. 

Have you just forgotten about pizza? Pizza beats everything, man. Everything.

No way. Pizza's awesome, but ice cream is like...unbeatable. You cannot top ice cream. Well, I mean you can put toppings on it and stuff but...you know what I mean.

I gotta agree with you there. Your ice cream is pretty good too.

There is nothing on this Earth better than a McFlurry.

Do you guys have like a sports day where you compete with KFC and Burger King and other places like that?

No, but we freaking should. We kick their asses with chicken, I'm just saying.

Hm, let me think about it… Yeah, that sounds fair, amigo.

Chicken nuggets fix all of my problems, I swear.

You know what, I saw you in McDonalds and I thought you were so cool cause you worked at McDonalds and that seems pretty cool because discounts on chicken nuggets… Anyway, I saw you and I thought you were cool but you’re not cool, you’re just a nostril bully.

...if you stop calling me a nostril bully I'll get you free chicken nuggets. I have that power.

I guess that’s true. Unless she’s, I don’t know, allergic to Starbucks? Then maybe that’s a little better, right?

I don't know if you can be allergic to a specific brand of coffee, dude. 

I’m a walrus, doofus.

Those are scarily big straws. Your nose is never gonna be the same. 

Well… maybe she has a deep love of coffee? Or… uh, yeah. I guess that is a terrible way to propose.

If it was that deep of a love, he would've gone to Starbucks. See? It's awful. I hope she said no, otherwise she has really low standards.