sioux

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

“nobody wants to work anymore” WRONG! bosses do not want to pay people appropriately for their labor

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

Those who think that wisdom and whimsy are mutually exclusive have neither. It's vitally important to do the right thing when the consequences are dire, and to do a whole bunch of utterly frivolous silly dumb shit when it doesn't matter what you do.

Often, the wise thing must be disguised as silly frivolous dumb shit in order to actually work

staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened