The embalmer.

         Pros and cons of dating aesop ;

𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐬:

When your muse dies, they will look impeccable on their coffin ✨!

Very loyal! You don´t have to worry about him cheating because 1. Aesop is lit the most awkward person when it comes to romantic matters and 2. The fact he has fallen for someone is already surprising on its own and the probabilities of him feeling the same for someone else at the same time are zero

Not fond of affection??? then Aesop is the perfect bf! this man can live without receiving affection perfectly 👌 (in fact, he would prefer if it was kept to a minimum if possible, but he is willing to negotiate)

will always tell you his honest opinion! say you bought new clothes but you are unsure whether they fit you or not? he will straight up tell you without hesitation his opinion!

Can absolutely do your makeup flawlessly ✨! points for being an embalmer

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬

It will take some time until he feels comfortable enough to act casual. Usually he is very cordial and polite and doesnt break from this persona

Can you even maintain a conversation going with this man?? naturally he isn´t a very talkative person and you will probably get a lot of “yes” and “no”´s until he starts to loosen up a little.

A lil iffy about affection- at least, in public. Not the best cuddly bf you could get but-- again, he is willing to negotiate