This and That

it only takes one caffeinated drink when you were 11 to fuck up your sleeping schedule for the rest of your life

"bluntly honest" autism but in the sense that i absolutely cannot refrain from complimenting strangers if i like their earrings or their shirt or i think they have a friendly-sounding laugh or i think their art is beautiful or i think the fic they wrote portrays the characters so well. "bluntly honest" doesn't have to mean "mean". i love to tell people things that are kind and also true.

I don't know what I thought a kiwi would sound like, but this was not it

@thequest35

happy missing something that never existed in the first place sunday to all those who celebrate

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people