i'll leave you the dust, my love.

( fluffy prompts. )

moony huffs, quite indignantly, at the accusation. certainly not because justin’s incorrect, but because the manner in which he says the words almost implies he’s offended.

“oh, alright, i’ll stop admiring your ass immediately. never again will i grace it with my eyes,” it answers in a deadpan, coupled with a playful eyeroll. 

it can’t help but laugh at the way justin’s spine straightens out, tension evident.

the inventor pushes off of the workbench he’d been hunched over, the nearby wheeled chair spinning away when his leg catches it, allowing him to achieve the overdramatic flourish he so desperately craves. moony crosses its arms. 

“oh, will you, now.” justin says these words like the jaws theme should underscore them. (moony thinks he’s very cute.)

it puffs out its chest. “uh-huh. it’s not like i wanna make you upset or anything.”

justin attempts to play coy back. “oh, yeah? well, that’s fine, then, because it’s too expensive for you, anyway. my ass has got enough of a fan following to get a slot on pay-per-view.”

“does it, now,” moony says, indulgently. “what about the rest of what’s attached? does it come with an upcharge?”

“of course, the whole package deal is even pricier,” justin agrees, because these are just the sorts of ego-boosting sentiments he can get behind.

but then: “well, i guess if i can’t even afford your ass on its own, i don’t even know what i’m doing here,” moony says, with a sigh, loosening its arms and turning away. “i’ll see myself out, i wouldn’t want to get charged a clean-up fee.”

hi! i go by moony, and this is my selfship blog, where i talk about my many boyfriends

nonbinary; it/its (he auxiliary)

main f/o is damien morningstar from btd

i have some villian f/os, so we’re villian f/o friendly over here

f/os from: marvel, tangled, dragon age, supernatural, and more

i don’t mind sharing f/os!

some things have changed since i was last active, and some haven’t. some of my followers are still around!, and some aren’t. i’d love to meet some new people here in the selfship community, so please, if you don’t mind, could you reblog this post if you’re a selfship that might want to interact with me?

thank u so much for reading! i look forward to having fun and loving our f/os together!

( unique word selfship qs. )

ineffable: describe your f/o in only aesthetics. you can make a moodboard, or perhaps describe them with colors, songs, scents, unique words (; no explicit or literal details, if you can help it. be indirect. paint a picture.

“messy hair. late-night coffee breaks. teatree shampoo. plaid. fleece blankets. cold fingers and toes. flushed cheeks, furrowed brows. contagious laughter. soft humming. orange, yellow, blue, and red. scattered paperwork. snoozing alarms repeatedly. caramel and vanilla. cats. ocean waves. tree-climbing. keyboard clicks. breakfast for dinner…”

( unique word selfship qs. )

foofaraw - do your chosen aesthetics line up well with your f/os? meaning, if the two of you were to say, decorate a home, would your chosen styles clash or compliment each other?

( unique word selfship qs. )

limerance - gush about your f/o, no limits… but the catch is, gush as if its a message directly to your f/o.

damien shrugs. “alright, charlie. you asked for it.” 

he clears his throat. “moony. there’s probably nobody else out there who’s willing to deal with ... this, longterm. and, considering how things have turned out, it’s going to be a pretty long ‘longterm’. 

“for the rest of eternity, i promise to show you just how dedicated i am to you. you’re so important to me. i would protect you with my last breath. you make me so happy. 

“even when we fight, even when we don’t see eye-to-eye-- i wouldn’t trade it for a minute. i don’t want somebody who doesn’t challenge me. i’ll take all of your flaws for just a taste of what’s best about you.

“you brought light back into my life. you gave everything meaning again. you’re the reason i wake up in the morning, and what i’ll always want to hold at night.

( unique word selfship qs. )

phantasmagorical: what is your favorite fantasy involving your f/o? this can be either sfw or nsfw, but please specify.

damien chuckles. “the, ah, ‘not safe for work’ ones would probably be best left to moony himself. not that i’m against talkin’ about it, i just figure he’ll get mad at me if i start spilling that kind of … sensitive information.” he seems rather amused with himself, but continues,

i will get to the rest asap, my time to pump these out is pretty much over sdgkjdfh ... thank you guys for all of the asks so far!

eugene makes what could be considered to be an awfully unholy noise.

“you take that back. take it back, and throw it away!”