dauntlessdannylawrence is weird
"Well summer society pants. Which happen to be yours. Admit it everyone one of you is like 5’10 and all your pants fit perfectly. Plus! You only own two pairs of pants"
"Like they can’t be cotton, maybe they are another fibrous hybrid plant matter that feeds of the dead skin on your legs to grow. If the summer society of the magical growing pants is actually a thing, you can spare an inch!"
"The clothes from the Summer Society are the same as the clothes from everywhere else."
"And I own….a lot of pants, actually. I just have my favorites. They’re- Look. They’re just regular pants. Do you do this kind of analysis on your own clothes?”
"Lies, you only have the green and the orange ones. Take me to these other pants that you daresay you have, I am a scientist! I believe nothing, but what hard data and a periodic table can prove!"
"and yes by the way, how else do you think I found out that Target brand flannels are 32% less flannel then the old navy flannels?"
