A Series Of Sam

youtube is the best thing to ever happen to autistic people

“i asked chatgpt-” ok well i asked dan and phil and they didn’t really answer my question they just started talking about how their souls are intertwined and i’m still not sure if they meant it in a romantic way or not

My favourite trope in the world is overpowered main characters who think they aren't that great at whatever they're doing and they're just scraping by, meanwhile they're the devil incarnate from everyone else's pov

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?