I'm good. I'm very good.

asked @topguncortez if she’d survive a horror movie and her answer was “no cause I’d fuck the killer” oh- okay

i also said i’d kill myseld so 🤷‍♀️ may the odds be forever in my favor

Every day she and Jay worry me more and more

we as a society didn’t appreciate Jesse McCartney like we should’ve

Who is we? Don’t include me in that, I’ve always loved that man

we as a society didn’t appreciate Jesse McCartney like we should’ve

LESS THAN A HUNDRED DAYS TILL YA GIRL CAN GET DICKED DOWN IN DALLAS

Your return to the US feels like it might the catalyst for the end of the world

I can’t see anything muppets related without thinking of @topguncortez

sometimes i wish @seresinsbabe can hear my lil giggle whenever i post something evil

i love sending my outlandish thoughts about ACOTAR to @seresinsbabe

I really never know what’s she’s gonna say

Trying to figure out if @topguncortez is trying to get me to stop crying or if she’s just info dumping on me rn

i had to do a lot of woman in male field shit today so i’m info dumping on you

Honestly I knew that was gonna be your answer

as long as someone gets 60 to 90 pounds of ice to keep you on

Trying to figure out if @topguncortez is trying to get me to stop crying or if she’s just info dumping on me rn

i had to do a lot of woman in male field shit today so i’m info dumping on you

Honestly I knew that was gonna be your answer

Trying to figure out if @topguncortez is trying to get me to stop crying or if she’s just info dumping on me rn

i had to do a lot of woman in male field shit today so i’m info dumping on you

Honestly I knew that was gonna be your answer

Trying to figure out if @topguncortez is trying to get me to stop crying or if she’s just info dumping on me rn