*in a masc way* hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

do not, my friends, become addicted to touching. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

it will take hold of me?🥺👉👈

gravity is widely known to be a purple element

cannot stop saying “call me richard the way I’m the third”. I’m not even a third anything. can someone more appropriate take this curse from me

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

you know I think I WILL bet on myself for a change [is mysteriously losing dog shaped]

HOP OFF MY DICKKKK!!! wait get back on i miss you

she 🫪 on my 🫪 till i 🫪

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

you were the control

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo