I Love Slicked Hair!

I listened to my stepfordisation file again like a good boy and I'm more stuck like this than ever. My smile is wide and my hair is gelled and neatly combed as it should be and everything feels so swell and so much better.

I've also got a preppy stepford friend who I'll be seeing soon who I'll make sure is as good a boy as me and they'll do the same to me. Going out dressed nice and proper and swell as it should be

Casual Fridays?

A well put together man with a classic slicked haircut projects many qualities that an employer looks for : conformity, dedication, hard-work, self-sacrifice. He'll automatically be at ease if you show up looking professional

Upon signing your contract, your new boss sent you right to the barbershop. He said it was part of the uniform, and that it was mandatory. You didn't question him further

The barber didn't even ask you what you wanted. He just sat you down and told you that you'd get the usual corporate cut. It felt like such a strict rule, but you needed this job so you went through with it

You didn't get it at first, but as you watched the barber work his magic on your hair, you began to understand. You looked smart and clean-cut in a way that was unusual for you, but you liked it. You enjoyed seeing yourself change into a typical corporate man