Tom's in the trunk, Jerry's on the roof

my first joke i ever made was drawing a comic where two people are staring at a dress in the window of a store. one of them says “I would die for that dress” and the other says “i would kill for that dress” and then they look at each other awkwardly.

this was when i was like 6 and every day i wake up knowing I’ll never be able to top this, my magnum opus.

when i say “i don’t like drama” what i really mean is “i don’t want to have my own drama.” your drama, on the other hand,  

@alexanderrm

I’M NOT GOING BACK TO JAAAIIIIL

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

it’s 2 in the morning and this is hilarious

It’s 5:30 in the afternoon and it’s still hilarious.

these are hilarious