I Am Obsolete

I wish everything was quieter and softer and less often. 

This is true bi/ace solidarity.

This is the only correct way

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

they should invent a brain that doesn't whisper bad things to you.

t shirt that says Im a mediocre tumblr blogger and all I got was sexually harassed several times

why the fuck is everything labeled mature content now who runs this app? mormons??????

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

when you like a beautiful mutual's selfie and you feel like the sewer witch touching them with your gross long finger