👻 it's lit 💀

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit

gorillaz brain: feel good

They also consulted the Nez Pierce when making their Kaya doll and that’s why her smile doesn’t show teeth, among other things, and they’ve released some beautiful, and accurate, modern Powwow regalia for her.

Also they’ve been offering all this stuff since I was still getting the catalog. I just turned 29, so if I’m going to guess, that means they’ve been offering these options since at least 1996ish.

My grandma just told me that when I was around 5 years old I wished on a shooting star to meet donkey kong

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

cartoon network’s internship application page is insane. there are so many bright neon colors and princess bubblegum is asking me if i’m a grad student

I interviewed for a position once and every time they flipped through my portfolio they made a Johnny Test whip crack noise

steven universe denied me health care benefits