Confessions Of

New favorite word, fax no email

Olivia: *gets in car at pickup* “So” Olivia: *preamble complete* “There’s this girl in fifth period who thinks literally everyone is after her ~crusty~ boyfriend.” I lost it right there tbh I don’t remember the rest of the story. This boy was KO’d so fast #ded

You stalled bedtime for hours last night to stretch out your time before you had to face another day, so I slept less. I woke up early to make you breakfast, and find a sweatshirt for you to wear when you woke up so you wouldn’t be so cold eating breakfast. You had a meltdown about your book fair because today was the last day and you didn’t tell me about it – at all – until 10:00 pm last night…

No Debate Here Folks

I watched the presidential debate last night with Olivia and my boyfriend.

Me & Carlos: *incoherent raving* Olivia: *watches tv calmly* Olivia: *turns to us with unruffled certainty* “They are both bad. And they are both wrong.”

LOL from the mouths of babes.

Confession of a single Mom #1

Sometimes, about 98% of the food in our refrigerator is inedible. But I leave it there, because I don’t want my daughter to know how empty the fridge really is.