SerenaOculis

we live in rhetoricworld

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.

I mean if you're stranded at sea and you do kill a seagull with a golf ball and it lands on the deck and you don't have any water you COULD drink its blood for hydration but you run the risk of losing more water if it makes you too nauseous, and you would get more hydrated just eating the meat. If has bird flu you're fucked tho.

of course any sailor could tell you "don't kill a seagull it's bad luck" but personally if a sailor told me that while I hucked another wilson soft at a screaming airborne beach menace I would probably not handle the advice too well. I would most likely not take it with a lot of patience if I'm being fully honest

Id use my fantastic machine that turns blood into water.

it's always the fantastic blood machine with this guy

why can i hear gangnam style in my house right now

it's a psy op

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progessive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

DUE TO MY AGONIES (phone alarm just not going off?) this has been pushed to 6pm at the soonest. so it goes

starting now, we are doing chill troubleshooting first and then screening the Jon Rafman films

Ok we are starting the screening of Jon Rafman's Codes of Honor and Punctured Sky in 5 min

that was really good and i am really glad i joined, will be trying to catch the next ones haha

i dont envy youtuber friendship fallouts like im imagining the times ive had to ditch a toxic ex-friend but with the additional baggage of a) having to maintain some professionalism as a public figure and b) there being hundreds of gay teenagers on the internet who headcanon us as found family and/or lovers. i think i would crash out.

what, so this sort of shit wasn't happening to people with their real relationships and real extended friendgroups when they were teenagers?

the autonomic disorder to eating disorder pipeline goes like this: eating food hurts > food is bad > all food must be bad > therefore not eating food is good > adults are angry at me for not eating food therefore they cannot be trusted > everyone who isnt my parents thinks i look very chic for not eating > the consequences of not eating must therefore be good > interesting there appears to be a LARGE population of other girls who have made a whole subculture about this > they post a lot about being hungry, cant relate but whatever > the doctor has diagnosed me with hysteria because eating food causes me unimaginable pain

you have asks and replies disabled so i have to put this here instead of sending it as an anon but i genuinely think if they gave you a gun and the budget of a small nation's military and let you kill one person a week with no consequences the world would significantly improve within less than half a year