✩おかえりなさい！✩

This is so beautiful and affirming. 

We need less power-couples and more fail-couples. A pair that individually are disasters but together make everything even worse. Not in a toxic sense, they are just both so lacking in common sense that being together creates a shenanigans feedback-loop. They will become everyone's problem.

I feel like I don't belong anywhere. I'm tired of being so lonely, yet whenever I'm hanging out with people I feel so out of place. I have nothing to say. I feel uncomfortable. I just want to go home, be alone and relax. I'm painfully awkward and shy. I'm so bad at communicating. I struggle to connect to people. I feel like people don't understand me, they judge me. I want to be accepted, loved and understood but I'm so afraid of being myself and what people will think of me. I'm afraid of being rejected and abandoned (again). I feel like I need to hide and disappear. Nothing makes sense. I'm tired of feeling this way.

As I said in a past post, Maladaptive Daydreaming fucking kills being social and makes people social inept. At least that's what happened with me and might be the case for others.

You, a completely ordinary middle-class teenager, are chilling in your room one day when your parents receive a phone call. It's from the government, and they want you to come to the White House the next day. So you dress nicely and travel to the White House. When you arrive, you are personally greeted by Joe Biden, who informs you that he has created a new government position and wants to appoint you to this position. But first, he tells you, you need a makeover. You expect to be sent to some sort of special White House stylist, but instead, Biden leads you to a mirror. He expertly styles your hair and does your makeup. It looks fantastic. You didn't know that your president was such a skilled makeup artist. Finally, he assigns you an official government-issued fursona, and you're escorted out through the front doors of the White House. People nod approvingly as they see you leave and talk about how glad they are to see that the government is finally doing something.

The fact that a few non-Keeper people have reblogged this is horrifying.

Oh you forgot the part where Joe Biden accidentally reveals that he is your biological mother

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR TEN MINUTES STRAUGHT, HELP!

have u ever been writing an essay and then boom suddenly you're stuck with a deep philosophical question which is much deeper than the original thought that you wanted to put in your essay and then again boom and you're having an existential crisis and everything suddenly does not make sense at all? because i am now

Happens to me all the damn time