Awkward Turtle

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

do not 10k me stop that

*clicks reblog* your old friend, the conses of your quences, sends their regards

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm

may we all wake up tomorrow with less heavy hearts

more women should have the body of a snake imo

more women should have 4 arms

"best I can do is going above and beyond the call of duty"

That's because this is Silmarillion

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

unexpected sounds can really shift your whole perception of a space.

reminder that you are cool and legend

you are cool and legend you hear me

But what if i want to be hot and forgotten, balrog style?