what a mess.

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

[ msg: don’t pick up ] I’m sorry. 

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

[ msg: don’t pick up ] What the fu

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[ msg: don’t pick up ] Yo u thikn you’re hot siht??[ msg: don’t pick up ] Fcikng pick on soNMEONE YOUR OWN SIZ E[ msg: don’t pick up ] i ho pe you shinrk twentu inchs [ msg: don’t pick up ] i’Ll crush yuo[ msg: don’t pick up ] Loke a fuckmg ant spoder [ msg: don’t pick up ] cruhs yUO

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

[ msg: don’t pick up ] Did you hear about that murder?[ msg: don’t pick up ] A girl killing her boss because he was a piece of shit?[ msg: don’t pick up ] It reminded me of you. 

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[ msg: don’t pick up ] Don’t fuck Baekhyun in the villa.[ msg: don’t pick up ] Better yet don’t fuck him at all. 

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[ msg: don’t pick up ] I’d rather cut off my legs and jump into a tank of hungry sharks than associate myself with you. 

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[ msg: don’t pick up ] I’m on my period.

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

[ msg: don’t pick up ] Mr. Bae pulled out a knife you sick fuck[ msg: don’t pick up ] Did you know he was into this shit[ msg: don’t pick up ] What the fuck is wrong with you

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[ msg: don’t pick up ] Have a safe flight.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[ msg: don’t pick up ] Were you always such an asshole?

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[ msg: don’t pick up ] I heard you’re leaving.[ msg: don’t pick up ] So I’m happy. [ msg: don’t pick up ] For myself.

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[ msg: don’t pick up ] Baekhyun, don’t forget it’s the heavy flow ones.[ msg: don’t pick up ] With the flexi-wings.

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[ msg: lovely ] Eris, open the door. I’m not leaving until you open your fucking door. Or I’ll knock it down instead. [ msg: lovely ] Listen. I know what he did. I heard about it. [ msg: lovely ] You don’t fucking need him. He’s a scumbag anyways, god only knows what kind of STDs run through his damn veins. He’s literally a walking STD. And an asshole. And a scumbag. And a fucker. [ msg: lovely ] ... Do you remember when I ran away?[ msg: lovely ] I wish I had taken you with me. 

☭ - three last texts my muse has received + eris 

1. What is your favorite word?

No.

2. What is your least favorite word? Client. 

3. What turns you on? Homicide. 

4. What turns you off? Everything. 

5. What sound do you love? The sound of rain. 

6. What sound do you hate? Heavy breathing. 

7. What is your favorite curse word? Fuck. 

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Nothing. 

9. What profession would you not like to do? This one actually. 

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Sorry, Minseo, for fucking up so much. 

11. Something that others do not know about you? I hate everyone. 

12. Sexual Preference? Asexual.

13. What position do you sleep in? On my back, actually. 

14. What if someone told you…you HAD to lose, just this one time? Fuck off. 

15. Greatest fear? My past. 

16. If you could leave one thing to be remembered by, what would it be? Nothing, I’d prefer not to be remembered.