feel free to change words and pronouns as needed.

“If you’re my friend, why are you hiding in the dark?”

“You’re not my friend. You’re scary.”

“Well, you feel like you could just about die.”

“I feel very relieved to be here with you guys.”

“We don’t owe this town shit!”

“But you know what they say about (place). No one who dies here ever really dies!”

“Alone? Oh, you’ve always been alone.”

“It’s your fault what happened, isn’t it?”

“You think this is some sort of game, huh? Well fuck you, alright?!”

“You’re braver than you think.”

“Yeah, I gotta be honest, man. All due respect, this is fucking stupid, alright?”

“Oh, did it work, (name)? Did it work? Tell them why your silly little ritual didn’t work!”

“Are you fucking kidding me, (name)?”

“Oh my God, what happened to you?”

“Nothing. I’m fine. I’m fine. Everything’s fine.”

“Yeah, splitting up would be dumb, man. We gotta go together, alright?”

“I know what you are. That’s why I’m not afraid.”

“I know your secret! Your dirty little secret! Oh, I know your secret! Your DIRTY little secret! Should I tell them, (name)?”

“Look at you… you’re all grown up.”

“Hey, fuck face! You wanna play Truth or Dare? Here’s the truth: you’re a sloppy bitch!”

“You should cut that fucking mullet, it’s been like thirty years, man!”

“I love what he’s done with the place.”

“I know your every move, you little bitch.”

“I’m a Loser. And I’ll always be a fucking Loser.”

“Yeah, man. That’s what we were supposed to do, asshole.”

“Close your eyes if you don’t believe. Close them and see.”

“He’s alright, he’s just hurt. We gotta get him out of here. He’s just hurt.”