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emma watson on the set of perks of being a wallflower, taken by logan lerman

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the most nuanced characters radiate all 9 types of energy
Jane Austen was really out there 200 years ago writing lines like âIf I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it moreâ that to this day are still so swoon-worthy.
Reading my way through Terry Pratchettâs Discworld series and just finished Equal Rites (which introduces my fav Discworld character Granny Weatherwax) SO GOOD.
Also! Iâm on GoodReads if you have an account and want to be book pals :) Â https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4107847.Katie_ShanahanÂ
âOrdinary fortune-tellers tell you what you want to happen; witches tell you whatâs going to happen whether you want it to or not. Strangely enough, witches tend to be more accurate but less popular.â
- Terry Pratchett - The Wee Free Men

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I got started on Discworld at a very young age, and in retrospect it sparked my love for certain tropes, including:
Worldbuilding that sounds like shitposts but eventually evolves into something beautiful
Characters being dragged kicking and screaming into character development and growth (looking at YOU, Sam Vimes)
Characters whose âselfishnessâ or âgreedinessâ manifests as a need to protect the places and people they love cause theyâre THEIRS
Witches
Specifically witches as magical but mostly just very helpful and smart
Good not always meaning nice
But also, genuinely good and nice characters that are still interesting (ex. Carrot, Brutha)
The lowest possible fantasy meets the lowest possible sci fi
Excessive footnotes
Stories that make you roll on the floor laughing and then kick you with feelings when youâre still down
A combination of agnosticism, profound distrust of organized religion, and genuine respect for those who truly believe and use that belief to help others
The literal transformative power of stories
The Tiffany Aching books are so important.Â
Theyâre about a girl, in a professional hierarchy created by women, growing into her own power, and growing as a person. At the end of each book, her good work is validated by the most powerful witches. For Tiffanyâs success, sheâs rewarded in an almost Mary-Sue like fashion (and I use that term in the most positive way). Granny Weatherwax bows to her. Granny Weatherwax takes off her hat to her. This lifts Tiffanyâs spirits and reassures her that sheâs on the right track, and itâs treated as SO IMPORTANT, and, like â how many other books do that?Â
The prizes at the end of the story â Tiffany becomes a better person, she protects people, she gains the respect of her superiors (who are also women).Â
Can you imagine that in another novel? The joyful moment of heartwarming, the cherry on the ice cream sundae of the adventure, the heroineâs crowning glory, is that some old women bow to her in respect.Â
The books are so positive towards women, itâs unreal. Sure, the witches donât always get along (theyâre witches, theyâll always argue), and Tiffany has to deal with some petty one-up-man-ship, but itâs so fucking mature, how itâs handled. Tiffany winds up helping her enemy, Annagramma, who slowly learns to become a decent human being, and is revealed to have her own problems. She also becomes friends with the woman her childhood crush marries, even though they were initially antagonistic towards each other. It would have been SO EASY for these women to be one-note villains, the âbitchesâ for Tiffany to triumph over, but theyâre not, and thatâs fantastic. Pratchett does not go for the low-hanging fruit, and tear other women down to build Tiffany up.Â
I once had the incredible privilege to speak to Terry Pratchett in person at the Edinburgh Fringe. I thanked him for the Tiffany Aching novels, which had helped me and my husband bond during our year of long distance. And I asked him how he, as a male author, was able to write such well-rounded women.Â
âWell, my mother was a woman,â he said, and the audience laughed, but basically he said that his life had been filled with just as many interesting women as interesting men, and it felt natural to reflect that in his novels.Â
The Tiffany Aching series is a gift for girls. Itâs a gift for just about anyone who reads them, but girls in particular NEED stories like this, stories about a world of women helping and challenging each other. Stories where they get to be powerful.Â
âThis I choose to do,â she croaked, her breath leaving little clouds in the air. She cleared her throat and started again. âThis I choose to do. If there is a price, this I choose to pay. If it is my death, then I choose to die. Where this takes me, there I choose to go. I choose. This I choose to do.â It wasnât a spell, except in her own head, but if you couldnât make spells work in your own head, you couldnât make them work at all.
â this I choose to do | Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith
OKAY SO THERES THIS SHOW CALLED DANCE ACADEMY AND ITS AUSTRALIAN AND ITS ON NETFLIX AND NO ONE REALLY UNDERSTANDS HOW GOOD IT IS AND ITS LOW KEY CHEESY BUT THE STORYLINE IS THICK AF AND IT DESERVES SO MUCH MORE RECOGNITION THAN IT GETS LITERALLY EVERYONE GO WATCH IT NOW THIS SHOW ABOUT DANCING AUSTRALIAN TEENAGERS RUINED MY LIFE ALSO TELL ME IF U START IT
Some other exercize I do during my free timeÂ

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My bros I have been doing a lot of reading about Wacky WWII Hijinks lately and I want to tell you a story because I love it okay
once upon a time there was a dude in Spain named Juan Pujol Garcia. Pujol was a chicken farmer. Pujol hated him some goddamn fascists.
See Spain had recently ended its civil war, with the fascists taking power. So when WWII broke out in Europe, Spain technically remained neutral but in practice was buddy buddy with the Nazis. Juan Pujol Garcia thought this was pretty bullshit
so soon after war breaks out Pujol travels to his local British embassy and goes âhey I wanna spy on the Nazis for youâ
âwho the fuck are you?â say the British, and kick him out
but Pujol is not deterred! He still wants to dunk on some fascists, so now he goes to his local German embassy instead. âheyâ he says, âI wanna spy on the British for you, I sure do hate themâ
âyeah okayâ say the Germans âthat seems pretty legitâ
and just like that Pujol now officially works for the Abwehr, the German intelligence agency. They hand him some spy gear (invisible ink and such) and instruct him to travel to Lisbon, and from there make his way into the UK. So Pujol heads to Lisbon, and a little while later writes to his German handlers telling them heâs made it to England
Pujol had not made it to England. He had, in fact, made it to the Lisbon public library, where he checked out a number of English guide books and set about just wholesale making shit up
this is slightly complicated by the fact that, for example, he completely did not understand British currency and all his expense reports were basically gibberish. He also reported things like bribing Scotsmen, because the people of Glasgow would âdo anything for a litre of wineâ (an actual quote) because, hey, people in Spain like wine so thatâs probably the same right?
Here is where it starts to get really crazy, because the Abwehr loves this. âwow this dude is a great spyâ they say, because apparently none of them had ever been the England either. In fact, they are so pumped about this new awesome spy that the British start to get worried
you see, by this time the British had cracked Germanâs supposedly unbreakable Enigma code and were totally dunking on the Nazis by reading basically all of their ~super top secret~ radio transmissions. And, crucially, theyâd become so good at breaking and reading traffic that there were literally no German spies in England. The Germans would set up a spy drop (usually dropping dudes in by parachute in the middle of the night), the British would intercept the message and then just scoop the dudes up as soon as they landed in a move that must have been SUPER embarrassing to the spies
so there are no German spies in the UK because theyâre all sitting in a prison run by MI5 (although some are being run under supervision as double agents, feeding Germany bullshit). But suddenly MI5 is picking up all this traffic from the Germans talking about their super great spy- a spy the British do not have in their jail
âoh shitâ says MI5, and starts rereading all the transmissions they have to and from this mysterious super spy.
âhey waitâ says MI5, upon actually reading the shit the spy was sending. âsomeone is playing silly buggers, pip pip cheerioâ
At this point, Pujol, still in Lisbon, had actually been approaching the British embassy again, repeatedly, but apparently âI am literally an Abwehr agent and would like to offer you my servicesâ wasnât interesting enough, because he was repeatedly turned away, again. It wasnât until MI5 started asking around that one of the embassy staff was like âoh yeah we know that guyâ
so in 1942 the British finally make contact with Pujol and he officially becomes a spy for MI5. They move him to London and assign him a case officer so he can start making up even better bullshit
and he does. Once actually in London, Pujol reports to the Abwehr that heâd recruited a whole slew of informants- from a bunch of Welsh Aryans to disaffected army officers. He ends up with a network of 20+ sub-spies, all feeding him information from around the UK
none of these people actually exist
Pujol just straight up invented like 20 people, keeping careful track of their fake personalities, names, and activities. With the help of MI5, the information he sends becomes even better- a mix of true but ultimately useless facts and actually important intel timed to arrive in Germany just slightly too late to be of any use. He and his âspy networkâ become the Abwehrâs most trusted agents
Pujol, now codenamed Agent Garbo (for his acting skills), ends up playing a huge role in the run-up to D-Day, where the Allies mounted a huge intelligence campaign to convince Hitler that the planned site of attack was going to be Calais and not Normandy (this was Operation Fortitude and you should absolutely look it up for more Wacky WWII Adventures). Obviously you know how this ended
crazily enough, the Abwehr never figured out that Pujol was a double agent. After the war he received both the Iron Cross Second Class (which require personal authorization from Hitler), and a Member of the Order of the British Empire (from King George VI)
unable to resist being totally fucking ridiculous, Pujol turned down MI5âs post-war offer to continue spying, but this time against the USSR. âno,â he said âjust help me fake my own death and then Iâm moving to Venezuelaâ
and thatâs exactly what he did. Juan Garcia Pujol died in 1988, at the age of 76
Okay Iâm just editing my reblog to add this picture of Juan Pujol Garcia because I feel that it adds so much to the story to picture him doing ALL THE ABOVE with this expression:
What a legend.
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Of all a deerâs senses, their eyesight is the worst.Â
IT DOESNâT HELP THAT THOSE ARE POSSUMS WHO ALSO HAVE TERRIBLE EYESIGHT. XD SO BOTH CREATURES DIDNâT REALIZE WHAT WAS WHAT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE IâM DYING.Â
everyone in this forest is so confused and I love them
I know the whole world prefers a woman who doesnât know her power, but Iâm sick of all that.
Taylor Jenkins Reid, The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo
âI am my own muse, I am the subject I know best. The subject I want to know better.â -Frida KahloÂ

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