men get so bold because leorio is a man. you are not leorio tho

Do you guys realize Leorio did the romantic phone call scene in 1999 with his stupid beetle cellphone

Leorio with his McDonald’s happy meal cellphone: hey sexy

the only people kurapika isnt rude to upon first meeting them are employers and little kids and i think thats incredibly valid of him

woble: ba kurapika: eo,,ho.o ;;my  G,,odd

i love how when killua talks about how he used to murder people for money he calls it his “old job” as if there are two categories in his head like Old Job: Assassin. New Job: Gon’s Friend

i love kurapika so much theyre so fucking rude to everyone and anyone but not kids. theyre ready to rip 80% of peoples throat out at a moments notice but theyre also just “hi killua! :^)” the dissonance is so funny

gon and kurapika shouldnt be left alone together

canary and amane get away with their relationship because they’re lesbians and everyone in the zoldyck household is home of phobic: kikyo will be like “oh to be a young girl with friends to gossip with again” and gotoh is like (completely serious) “indeed what good friends yesterday I walked past them amane was very flushed and canary wouldn’t look at me they must have been discussing something secret and serious because they were so close i almost thought they were kissing when i rounded the corner anyways i think their friendship is quite beneficial to their work ethic they are very good butlers,” and then kikyo is like oh excellent and says something weird and shallow about women empowerment while canary and amane are literally making out in one of their rooms at the butler house. only tsubone knows and then they escape the zoldyck estate a la the handmaiden

killuas just like im 12 and i enjoy committing crimes and gon is like wow im 12 we are the same crimes sound fun and they learn about capitalist investing together

@hxh03

cheadle really just likes to sit back and to, everytime a man speaks, think “youre wrong, stupid [mans name]” i love her. dog girls are winning