Yeah Okay.

i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure

however it goes is how it’s supposed to go

*sigh*

& you know what it actually IS lifechanging to smile at strangers & say please & thank you & goodmorning & compliment someones outfit & help someone in need & be more accepting of loving other people just because they are other people!!!

A lot of yall don’t go on daily walks. That’s why you feel the way you do

[heavy american accent] bonjour mademoiselle

Nobody hates you bro just do your dishes

talking to myself out loud and disagreeing with myself every now and then so that the spirits lingering in the cold corners of my room don't accuse me of monolithic thinking

party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night

and we wont let the bed bugs bite. we just wanna see you... sleeping

I know vampirism is often used as a metaphor for the drain of the aristocracy but I think it would be fun to have more vampire characters who were just some guy before they got turned. You seek out the most ancient vampire in existence and find out he was a 40 year old wheat farmer in ancient Mesopotamia when he was turned 7,000 years ago and he hasn’t been doing much since then.

therapy can't replace getting so angry alone in your room you feel lightheaded

starting tomorrow i will be super normal fun kind sexy and functioning

dropping food when you're already sad is such an intense emotion. Just the most fucking wretched self indulgent pity. One time I spilled a bowl of ice cream when i had already spent most of the day sobbing and honestly im still chasing that high