he cries ye a sweater of tears...

when i die i want u all to come to my grave and put stickers on it

God.. americans know every food by a brand name… slim jims.. nutella… kleenex…. there’s normal words for that you know

what the fuck is the normal name for slim jims??? meat sticks???

yall eat kleenex?

Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

whats that one fetish called where you and your partner mutually respect and care about each other very much

love

kinky! i like it

how does one turn their emotions off

Okay so first go to settings

I’m a fucking idiot I thought that said emojis at first

 no, im still willing to try this, go ahead, im at settings, what do next

*plays blink 182 while kickfliping a skateboard* i hate my parents……..and this town