i hate when people with an outtie belly button are mean omg i will grab you by the umbilical cord and swing you in air

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

i love doing fuck all. i love doing fuck all on company time. i love doing fuck all when i get back to mine. i love doing fuck all in the morning with a cup of tea. and i love doing fuck all at night with the moon shining over me

god DAM babey u done stop me in m TRACKS i can smell ur dam FEET from HHHHHHH EEEEEEHEEEHOOHOOO i can smell ur dam FEET from HERE well look me n the patnurs goin down to the levi tpack some LIPS maybe go mudridin how bouchune y HHHHHHHHHHHH fat ass friend hop ina HHHHHHHHHHHHH 😂😂 hop inthe backs HH HHH HHH HEEEEEEE

Robert Pattinson rehearsing for the devil all the time

A post of the decade, this really changed the game

he ate an olive from an olive garden salad and said “these aren’t grapes”

dump him