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allaboutschool

me at school: “when I get home, im catching up on all my work and finishing assignments"

me as soon as I get home:

#finals got me like

stealth-boy

holy shit this is the official spongebob facebook page

thatsthat24

they used their own meme… so perfectly… so ironically… it’s a masterpiece

#omg #i live for this

my dude. my bro. good luck on the osslt tomorrow, also do me a favour and if u can spread the news to any grade 7s or 8s u know: Massey will likely be hosting a robotics challenge near the end of May

thank you friend, good luck as well. and I know absolutely no 7th or 8th graders, but if I see any I’ll tell them!

friskied

if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for

#yess #i support this

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devilinasweater-deactivated2016

I feel like I don’t say this enough, but

FUCK!! FUUUUCK FUCK FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK!! WHAT IS GOING ON!!

#me

worththewhiletweet-deactivated2

january and feburary didn’t happen 2016 starts at march

10delmadrid-deactivated20160315

Yall are gonna be saying this all the way up to july

#true

youngcokedeal

#me everyday though

I DUNNO MAN. apparently he searched up '[my name] tumblr' and somehow found it and I regret ever joining this godforsaken website

Wtf does it even work like that?? And I think everyone regrets joining this site though

angelicbreadroll

ur sign when someone picks rainbow road

Aries: [throwing shit] PREPARE TO GET FUCKED, NERDS

Taurus: ugh, not fair why cant i pick this time.

Gemini: im totally gonna win! [internally screaming]

Cancer: DO NOT PICK THIS. I WILL SCREAM.

Leo: [starting game] damn guys im gonna lose [wins game] lmao u thought

Virgo: [is the asshole that picks rainbow road]

Libra: theres a 50/50 chance i’ll win, and a 50/50 chance i’ll punch you all in the mouth

Scorpio: [throwing red shells and making everyone cry]

Sagittarius: hahaha y’all better pray for god to save you now.

Capricorn: [yelling at everyone, probably ends up looking at the wrong screen the entire game]

Aquarius: [no one in the room is their friend now. kill or be killed]

Pisces: loving this soundtrack doe. wait did someone just hit me with a shell wtf

#YES #reblogging this just for my sign #literally kill or be killed #but then again I feel like virgo fits as well #i just love rainbow road

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princessdanhowell

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

#same

dude Ahmed found my old tumblr and like the ONE time I posted a selfie, I swear to god I'm gonna punch a bird help me out here

I know you sent this like a month ago (I HAVENT BEEN ON IM SORRY) but OH GOD I FEEL FOR YOU FRIEND, THAT ONE SELFIE THO IT SCREWED YOU OVER AND LIKE HOW DID HE EVEN FIND IT???

whiteboyofficial

I dream to someday run a companies twitter

whiteboyofficial

fuckyeah-nerdery

Can we just talk about Smart Car doing math on how much bird shit it would take to damage their cars?

maralie-deactivated20211111

i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly

bisexual-dodie-yellow-deactivat

the problem is you can say it online and everyone relates, but then you get into the habit of saying it out loud and no one knows what the hell you are talking about, like online you could say “same” about the lizard online but in real life if a pencil fell and you said “me” people just stare at you

jesperfahey

one day at work, we were recording a segment for this local tv show and the guy on it did this like super long exhaustive groan and i was just like “same.” and my coworker just looked at me like ???

synth-mage

Best use of marketing at my school

#sign me up

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dggeoff-deactivated20161128

you’re a

harry

#i find this really funny even though i don't even like harry potter

shadow-dio-sama

YOU CANT SPELL WALUIGI WITH OUT U AND I

#im swooning #best pick up line

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