hiiii new sideblog just dropped @senatorsquirrels

my main blog is a mess, so i made a bmw sideblog b/c i feel like that's the hyperfixation i come back to most frequently. like when i post about them i post a lot so @senatorsquirrels

the squirrels part is from that one episode where eric changes his name to mr squirrels and the senator part is bc eric is a senator in gmw

Jack was so scared that the crazy Luther would have hurt the both of them so he was using Eric as his protection and safe place 🥺

Cory: “You guys are so perfect for each other, you should be married!” Eric: “…I’m not ready.”

Eric: “Jack has made it perfectly clear that I’m just his roommate, I dunno why I’m letting this bug me.” Mr. Feeny: “Well if he was ‘just your roommate,’ you wouldn’t be out here talking to me.”

Jack: “Wait a minute, Rachel’s not here anymore.” Eric: “What are we still doin’ with our pants on?” Jack, taking off his: “After you!” Eric, also taking off his: “Why, thank you!”

Eric "You know somethin’ Jack, if I were a woman, I’d think you were swell.” Jack, cheerful: “…Really?”

Jack: “What are you doing?” Eric, staring: “Loving you with my eyes.”

Cory: “Why do you stay with [Eric]?“ Jack: "Because he’s my friend. Because I like him. And no matter what crazy things he says or does, I still like him. God help me, I still like him.”

Eric: “You don’t like girls! You know somethin’, I kinda knew that.” Jack: “I like girls!” Eric: “No, you just think you like girls!”

Jack: “What is this power you have over me?” Eric: “I dunno.”

Eric: “Dude, don’t know if it’s the right time to say it…I love you, man."  Jack: "Dude don’t even, man. I’m the one that loves you!” Eric:“Dude!” Both: “DUDE!”

Bonus - Girl Meets World quotes that are ~totally straight~ as well:

Jack, to Eric: “Not a day goes by that your voice still isn’t inside my head, no matter what I do.”

Eric, about Jack, to his face: “…but the evil company is scum who turns clean water into dirty water, and hires really good-looking employees with pocket squares…and hair that goes ‘swoosh’…”

Cory: “How’s life treating you?” Jack: “Well, you know, I’m at a middle school dance and your brother’s my date.” Cory: “So, nothing’s changed.”