Loneliness is a Crowded Room

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Night Before (1988) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Winston Connelly (The Night Before)/Me, Winston Connelly/Tara Mitchell (The Night Before) Characters: Winston Connelly (The Night Before), Me, Tara Mitchell (The Night Before) Additional Tags: Unrequited Love, Melancholy, Childhood Friends, Self-Insert, Self-Indulgent, Overweight, Weight Issues, Butterflies, Moths, Caterpillars, Astronomy, High School, Prom, Late at Night, Libraries, Pining, Bugs & Insects, Transformation, Popularity, Growing Up, Growing Up Together, Growing Apart, changing Series: Part 70 of Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic! or A Love Letter to Keanu Reeves Summary:

Chapters: 5/12 Fandom: The Devil's Advocate (1997) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Kevin Lomax (The Devil's Advocate)/Me, John Milton (The Devil's Advocate) & Kevin Lomax, Kevin Lomax/Mary Ann Lomax, John Milton (The Devil's Advocate) & Me, Mary Ann Lomax & Christabella Andreoli Characters: Kevin Lomax (The Devil's Advocate), Me, John Milton (Devil's Advocate), Mary Ann Lomax (The Devil's Advocate), Christabella Andreoli (The Devil's Advocate) Additional Tags: Love, Love Stories, Dark Love Story, Horror, God - Freeform, Devils, Religion, Deal with a Devil, Religious Imagery & Symbolism, Religious Conflict, Religious Content, Religious Guilt, Religious Discussion, Nuns, Lawyers, Temptation, Forbidden Love, Christianity, Christian Character, Father-Son Relationship, Church Sex, Altar Sex, Churches & Cathedrals, Forgiveness, Protection, Rape, Healing Sex, Abusive Parents, Flowers, Doubt, Self-Doubt, Crisis of Faith, Having Faith, Character of Faith, Weight Issues, Overweight, Loneliness, Self-Insert, Self-Indulgent, Virginity, Loss of Virginity, Religion Kink, Masks, Loss, Grief/Mourning, Insecurity, Autumn, Counseling, graves, Bad Parents, leaves, Attraction, Older Man/Younger Woman, New York City, New York, Florida, Law firms, Theology, Free Will, Dark, but hopeful, BBW, Dark Fantasy, Statues, Angels, Angel Sex, Statue Sex, Oral Sex, Dreams, Dreams and Nightmares, Dream Sex Series: Part 65 of Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic! or A Love Letter to Keanu Reeves Summary:

At the firm of Milton, Chadwick and Waters, the clients are not the only ones with secrets, for the lawyers and the head of the firm itself, especially, each hold terrifying truths behind their smiles.

Being a young nun in New York City, I am blissfully unaware of this, struggling with my doubts and loneliness, until I see Kevin Lomax mourning at the grave of his recently deceased wife Mary Ann and am soon instructed by the Reverend Mother to help guide the young lawyer through his grief. Tempted by the handsome Lomax, I gradually learn that there is more to his request to be counseled than his spiritual needs and that both he and his enigmatic boss John Milton have much more sinister plans for me...

Chapters: 28/43 Fandom: John Wick (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: John Wick/Me, The Elder & John Wick, The Elder (John Wick) & Me, John Wick & John Wick's Unnamed Dog, Helen Wick/John Wick, John Wick & Winston, Administrator & John Wick, Charon & John Wick, John Wick's Unnamed Dog & Me, Marcus & John Wick, Aurelio & John Wick, Cassian & John Wick, Cassian (John Wick) & Me Characters: John Wick, Me, The Elder (John Wick), John Wick's Unnamed Dog, Helen Wick, Winston (John Wick), Administrator (John Wick), Charon (John Wick), Marcus (John Wick), Aurelio (John Wick), Cassian (John Wick) Additional Tags: Love Stories, Love, Self-Insert, Self-Indulgent, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha/Omega, Omega Verse, Knotting, Scenting, Rutting, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Abduction, Kidnapping, Desert, Pregnancy, Bonding, Revenge, Enemies, Soulmates, Soul Bond, Rain, Umbrellas, Avoidant Personality Disorder, Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, Insecurity, Pursuit, Overweight, Weight Issues, Virginity, Loss of Virginity, Promises, Relationship of Convenience, mating of convenience, Romance, Falling In Love, Rescue, Rescue Missions, Assassins & Hitmen, POV First Person, POV Third Person, POV Alternating, Romantic Soulmates, Action & Romance, Drama & Romance, Woman in the Refrigerator and she doesn't give a damn, Oral Sex, Facials, Undressing, Large Breasts, Breasts, Nipple Play, Cunnilingus, Bathtub Sex, Penis In Vagina Sex, Masturbation, Kitchen Sex, Doggy Style, For Adults Only, Cowgirl Position, Love Confessions, Lap Sex, Ties & Cravats, Laundry, bedmaking, Fights, Estrangement, Reconciliation, Reunions, Reconciliation Sex, Reunion Sex, Forgiveness, BBW, Floor Sex, Bathroom Sex, Foot Jobs Series: Part 32 of Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic! or A Love Letter to Keanu Reeves Summary:

Having fallen back under the High Table's command in order to revoke his excommunicado status, the Alpha John Wick refuses to allow them to govern his sex life as well. He chooses me, a shy and overweight Omega female, in what is intended to be a mating of convenience, presumably without the High Table's knowledge.

While John believes that he has won the Table's blessing, however, he discovers he is horribly wrong when, in the eighth month of my unexpected pregnancy, the Elder has me abducted and brought to his caravan in the desert. For the man who sits above the table has long desired revenge against Wick for disobeying his order to kill Winston. In his wrath, the Elder plans to let me give birth to John's child and then kill us both, an act which will destroy the assassin, who has already had to survive the loss of Helen, his first wife.

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Johnny Silverhand/Me, Rogue/Nomad Santiago, Johnny Silverhand/Alt Cunningham, Kerry Eurodyne & Johnny Silverhand, Kerry Eurodyne & Me, Rogue & Me, Susan Abernathy & Me, Johnny Silverhand/Rogue Characters: Johnny Silverhand, Me, Alt Cunningham, Kerry Eurodyne, Rogue (Cyberpunk 2020), Nomad Santiago (Cyberpunk 2077), Susan Abernathy (Cyberpunk 2077), Wraiths (Cyberpunk 2077), Trace Santiago (Cyberpunk 2077), Trauma Team (Cyberpunk 2077) Additional Tags: Love, Love Stories, Quests, Lost Love, Self-Insert, Self-Indulgent, Overweight, Weight Issues, Self-Esteem Issues, Self-Esteem, Badlands, Deserts, Science Fiction, Post-Apocalypse, Decisions, Difficult Decisions, Acceptance, Self-Acceptance, Falling In Love, Vampires, Bars and Pubs, Vampire Bites, Cybernetics, BDSM, BDSM Scene, LeSade, Hidden laboratory, chase - Freeform, Companions, Traveling, Corporations, fuck buddies, Cyberpunk, BBW, sex slaves, Beauty - Freeform, Insecurity, self worth, Aging, Arrangements, Repayment, Future Fic, Virginity, Loss of Virginity, desert sex, Fire, Singing, For Adults Only, Braindance, Finger Sucking, Morning Sex Series: Part 67 of Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic! or A Love Letter to Keanu Reeves Summary:

Being sent into the Badlands as a decoy by my superior at Arasaka, Susan Abernathy, I find myself being chased by three hungry and perverted Wraiths escorts. I soon discover that the building I have run into for shelter contains a secret laboratory where the body of legendary Rockerboy Johnny Silverhand is being kept in stasis. Reviving the man to help me, I soon find myself being dragged on Johnny's mission to find the cyberghost of his dead love Alt Cunningham, all the while becoming the Rockerboy's sex slave in order to repay his having saved me. It is a journey which takes us back to Night City where we encounter several of Silverhand's old friends and enemies and finds me falling in love with my not completely admirable companion.

Chapters: 16/26 Fandom: 47 Ronin (2013) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kai (47 Ronin)/Me, Asano Mika/Kai, Tengu & Kai, Tengu & Me Characters: Kai (47 Ronin), Me, Asano Mika, Tengu (Character) Additional Tags: Love, Love Stories, Self-Insert, Japan, Japanese Mythology & Folklore, Isle of Man, Slavery, Fight Club - Freeform, Fighting pit, Demons, Arranged Marriage, Resurrection, Falling In Love, Self-Sacrifice, Sacrifice, Weight Issues, Overweight, Virginity, Loss of Virginity, Healing Sex, Attraction, Love/Hate, Resentment, Anger, Samurai, Unrequited Love, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Pining, Fantasy, Historical Fantasy, Historical Romance, Romance, For Adults Only, Large Breasts, Emotionally Repressed, Horror, Horror Fantasy, Forests, Walks In The Woods, BBW Series: Part 36 of Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic! or A Love Letter to Keanu Reeves Summary:

Stolen away from my place on the Isle of Man by a greedy Dutchman, Adelbert Van Dijk, I am brought to Dejima in order to be sold to a wealthy Japanese Lord with an eye for plump female virgins. Violating myself in order to save my virginity, as punishment I am given to a fighter named Kai as a mate by the wrathful Van Dijk. Still a gentleman beneath his brutality, Kai chooses to protect me under an appearance only ruse that we are lovers, the man's heart still belonging to Asano Mika only.

When Kai abandons me to save his true love, I am devastated when I arrive at Ako to find my lost friend having committed seppuku. Heartbroken, I take the dead man to the Tengu to resurrect. They begrudgingly do after learning of Kai's vow to stay with me; a vow they choose to enforce by making us unable to leave each other again.

Once revived, the usually peaceful Kai soon comes to hate me as he realizes that he has returned to a world where he must watch his beloved Mika move on without him but never be by her side.

Chapters: 14/21 Fandom: Man of Tai Chi (2013), Extreme Pursuit (2013) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Donaka Mark/Me, Officer Suen Jing-Si & Me Characters: Donaka Mark - Character, Me, Officer Suen Jing-Si, Tiger Chen Linhu Additional Tags: Dark Love Story, Love, Love Stories, Falling In Love, Self-Insert, Self-Indulgent, Dark erotica, Hero/Villain, Abduction, Captivity, Seduction, Difficult Decisions, Freedom, Kidnapping, Spies & Secret Agents, Starvation, Mirrors, Love/Hate, Attraction, Innocence, Loss of Innocence, Corruption, Police, Loneliness, Stockholm Syndrome, Survival, Cat and Mouse, Dark, Redemption, Weakness, Virginity Kink, Virginity, Loss of Virginity, Masks, Getting to Know Each Other, Understanding, Captive, Inspired by Eros and Psyche (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Inspired by Hades and Persephone (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Secret Identity, Identity Reveal, Identity, False Identity, Boss/Employee Relationship, Violence, Dubious Science, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Mysticism, Resurrection, Sexual Tension, Supernatural Elements, Vaginal Fingering, Limousines, Rain, For Adults Only, surrender, Masturbation, Presents, cross - Freeform, Dubious Consent Fantasy, Dark Romance, Burns, Rimming, Caring, Playing Doctor, Massage, lotion, Overweight, BBW, Nipple Licking, Nipple Play, Frottage, Cunnilingus, Honey, Food Sex, Food Porn, Poisoning Series: Part 45 of Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic! or A Love Letter to Keanu Reeves Summary:

Trying to help the Hong Kong Police Department catch the resurrected Donaka Mark, I become employed at Security System Alliance only to find myself indeed gaining the interest of my target. For Donaka is a man attracted to innocence, and the urge to corrupt it, and he can easily sense this in me.

However, when Donaka reveals that he was wise to my deception all along, the man imprisons me in a room he has prepared long ago in advance for an experiment he has always desired to test. For if an innocent man can be tempted to sell his soul for survival, will a virgin, likewise, be willing to offer her body for the chance to live and be set free again after she has given in?

Donaka believes he no longer needs to only theorize having found the perfect test subject: Me. Now his seduction attempts and cruelty truly come to the forefront in our game of cat and mouse.

But as the weeks progress and I continue to refuse him to his mounting frustration, I begin to wonder how much longer I can hold on to my ideals and innocence. For to my horror, my body longs to surrender to my captor and I no longer know if I can resist losing my soul to Donaka Mark when I have already lost my heart.

Chapters: 6/16 Fandom: The Matrix (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Thomas Anderson | Neo/Me, Thomas Anderson | Neo/Trinity, The Architect/The Oracle (The Matrix), The Architect & Sati (The Matrix), Thomas Anderson | Neo & The Oracle, The Oracle & Sati (The Matrix), Agent Smith (The Matrix) & Me, Thomas Anderson | Neo & Deus Ex Machina Characters: Thomas Anderson | Neo, Me, The Architect (The Matrix), Sati (The Matrix), Seraph (The Matrix), Deus Ex Machina (The Matrix), The Oracle (The Matrix), Trinity (The Matrix), Agent Smith (The Matrix) Additional Tags: Love, Love Stories, Post-Apocalypse, Science Fiction, Romance, Last Requests, Sacrifice, Self-Sacrifice, Messiah | Messiahs, Overweight, Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, Reunions, Sex, Last Kiss, Goodbye Sex, Pregnancy, Machines, Prophecies, Deception, Lies, Manipulation, Mind Manipulation, playing god, Dreams vs. Reality, Sequel, Goodbyes, Future, Pods, Mankind, Man & Machine, Stasis, Canonical Character Death, Self-Insert, Self-Indulgent, Wishes, Prophecy, Non-Linear Narrative, BBW Series: Part 58 of Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic! or A Love Letter to Keanu Reeves, Part 3 of The Dreams Made Inside of a Dream Summary:

Set during "The Matrix: Reloaded" and "The Matrix: Revolutions."

And after it too.

After the defeat of Agent Smith and the truce between Man and Machines, The Architect visits the Oracle to learn how she manipulated the sixth One into becoming the true One and the reason for what he perceives as the corruption of his own programming.

Meanwhile, Neo's heretofore unknown final two requests of the Deus Ex Machina are recounted, both involving the woman he loved, lost and left behind in the world of the Matrix.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Echo (1993/2005), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Narcissus/Me, Narcissus/Echo Characters: Narcissus, Me, Echo Additional Tags: Unrequited Love, Pity, Work, Pining, Narcissism, Mythology References, Greek Mythology - Freeform, Labor Day, Self-Insert, Self-Indulgent, Flowers, Understanding, Death, prose, compassion - Freeform, Selfish Series: Part 69 of Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic! or A Love Letter to Keanu Reeves Summary:

A musing on why Echo and myself could not win Narcissus' love.

Chapters: 4/12 Fandom: The Devil's Advocate (1997) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-Con, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Kevin Lomax (The Devil's Advocate)/Me, John Milton (The Devil's Advocate) & Kevin Lomax, Kevin Lomax/Mary Ann Lomax, John Milton (The Devil's Advocate) & Me, Mary Ann Lomax & Christabella Andreoli Characters: Kevin Lomax (The Devil's Advocate), Me, John Milton (Devil's Advocate), Mary Ann Lomax (The Devil's Advocate), Christabella Andreoli (The Devil's Advocate) Additional Tags: Love, Love Stories, Dark Love Story, Horror, God - Freeform, Devils, Religion, Deal with a Devil, Religious Imagery & Symbolism, Religious Conflict, Religious Content, Religious Guilt, Religious Discussion, Nuns, Lawyers, Temptation, Forbidden Love, Christianity, Christian Character, Father-Son Relationship, Church Sex, Altar Sex, Churches & Cathedrals, Forgiveness, Protection, Rape, Healing Sex, Abusive Parents, Flowers, Doubt, Self-Doubt, Crisis of Faith, Having Faith, Character of Faith, Weight Issues, Overweight, Loneliness, Self-Insert, Self-Indulgent, Virginity, Loss of Virginity, Religion Kink, Masks, Loss, Grief/Mourning, Insecurity, Autumn, Counseling, graves, Bad Parents, leaves, Attraction, Older Man/Younger Woman, New York City, New York, Florida, Law firms, Theology, Free Will, Dark, but hopeful, BBW Series: Part 65 of Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic! or A Love Letter to Keanu Reeves Summary:

At the firm of Milton, Chadwick and Waters, the clients are not the only ones with secrets, for the lawyers and the head of the firm itself, especially, each hold terrifying truths behind their smiles.

Being a young nun in New York City, I am blissfully unaware of this, struggling with my doubts and loneliness, until I see Kevin Lomax mourning at the grave of his recently deceased wife Mary Ann and am soon instructed by the Reverend Mother to help guide the young lawyer through his grief. Tempted by the handsome Lomax, I gradually learn that there is more to his request to be counseled than his spiritual needs and that both he and his enigmatic boss John Milton have much more sinister plans for me...

Chapters: 27/40 Fandom: John Wick (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: John Wick/Me, The Elder & John Wick, The Elder (John Wick) & Me, John Wick & John Wick's Unnamed Dog, Helen Wick/John Wick, John Wick & Winston, Administrator & John Wick, Charon & John Wick, John Wick's Unnamed Dog & Me, Marcus & John Wick, Aurelio & John Wick, Cassian & John Wick, Cassian (John Wick) & Me Characters: John Wick, Me, The Elder (John Wick), John Wick's Unnamed Dog, Helen Wick, Winston (John Wick), Administrator (John Wick), Charon (John Wick), Marcus (John Wick), Aurelio (John Wick), Cassian (John Wick) Additional Tags: Love Stories, Love, Self-Insert, Self-Indulgent, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha/Omega, Omega Verse, Knotting, Scenting, Rutting, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Abduction, Kidnapping, Desert, Pregnancy, Bonding, Revenge, Enemies, Soulmates, Soul Bond, Rain, Umbrellas, Avoidant Personality Disorder, Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, Insecurity, Pursuit, Overweight, Weight Issues, Virginity, Loss of Virginity, Promises, Relationship of Convenience, mating of convenience, Romance, Falling In Love, Rescue, Rescue Missions, Assassins & Hitmen, POV First Person, POV Third Person, POV Alternating, Romantic Soulmates, Action & Romance, Drama & Romance, Woman in the Refrigerator and she doesn't give a damn, Oral Sex, Facials, Undressing, Large Breasts, Breasts, Nipple Play, Cunnilingus, Bathtub Sex, Penis In Vagina Sex, Masturbation, Kitchen Sex, Doggy Style, For Adults Only, Cowgirl Position, Love Confessions, Lap Sex, Ties & Cravats, Laundry, bedmaking, Fights, Estrangement, Reconciliation, Reunions, Reconciliation Sex, Reunion Sex, Forgiveness, BBW, Floor Sex Series: Part 32 of Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic! or A Love Letter to Keanu Reeves Summary:

Having fallen back under the High Table's command in order to revoke his excommunicado status, the Alpha John Wick refuses to allow them to govern his sex life as well. He chooses me, a shy and overweight Omega female, in what is intended to be a mating of convenience, presumably without the High Table's knowledge.

While John believes that he has won the Table's blessing, however, he discovers he is horribly wrong when, in the eighth month of my unexpected pregnancy, the Elder has me abducted and brought to his caravan in the desert. For the man who sits above the table has long desired revenge against Wick for disobeying his order to kill Winston. In his wrath, the Elder plans to let me give birth to John's child and then kill us both, an act which will destroy the assassin, who has already had to survive the loss of Helen, his first wife.

Chapters: 10/13 Fandom: The Neon Demon (2016) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Hank (The Neon Demon)/Me, Hank (The Neon Demon) & Mikey, Jesse/Dean (The Neon Demon) Characters: Hank (The Neon Demon), Me, Mikey (The Neon Demon), Dean (The Neon Demon), Jesse (The Neon Demon) Additional Tags: Love Stories, Love, Love Confessions, Self-Insert, Self-Indulgent, Hotels, Weight Issues, Overweight, Murder, Murder Mystery, runaways - Freeform, Violence, Creepy, Creepy Fluff, Predator/Prey, perverts, Hollywood, California, Writers, managers, Attraction, Opposites Attract, Love/Hate, Lies, Doubt, faith - Freeform, Innocence, Missing Persons, Crime Scenes, playing detective, Antisocial Character, Avoidant Personality Disorder, Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, Hotel Sex, Protectiveness, Second Chances, Fat Shaming, Anger, Fear, Hiding, Detectives, Investigation, Neo Noir, Decisions, Denial of Feelings, Masturbation, Masturbation in Shower, Showers, For Adults Only, Singing, Partnership, First Dates, Mystery, Idiots in Love, Acceptance, BBW Series: Part 44 of Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic! or A Love Letter to Keanu Reeves Summary:

Jerry's Motel is lorded over by an antisocial, middle aged man known as Hank and frequented by an assortment of beautiful teenage runaways he harbours in order to feed his perverted lusts and daydreams. Having come to Los Angeles to make it as a screenwriter, I am the oldest female at the Motel and find myself fascinated and repelled by Hank, whom seems to just loathe me in return.

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Johnny Silverhand/Me, Rogue/Nomad Santiago, Johnny Silverhand/Alt Cunningham, Kerry Eurodyne & Johnny Silverhand, Kerry Eurodyne & Me, Rogue & Me, Susan Abernathy & Me, Johnny Silverhand/Rogue Characters: Johnny Silverhand, Me, Alt Cunningham, Kerry Eurodyne, Rogue (Cyberpunk 2020), Nomad Santiago (Cyberpunk 2077), Susan Abernathy (Cyberpunk 2077), Wraiths (Cyberpunk 2077), Trace Santiago (Cyberpunk 2077), Trauma Team (Cyberpunk 2077) Additional Tags: Love, Love Stories, Quests, Lost Love, Self-Insert, Self-Indulgent, Overweight, Weight Issues, Self-Esteem Issues, Self-Esteem, Badlands, Deserts, Science Fiction, Post-Apocalypse, Decisions, Difficult Decisions, Acceptance, Self-Acceptance, Falling In Love, Vampires, Bars and Pubs, Vampire Bites, Cybernetics, BDSM, BDSM Scene, LeSade, Hidden laboratory, chase - Freeform, Companions, Traveling, Corporations, fuck buddies, Cyberpunk, BBW, sex slaves, Beauty - Freeform, Insecurity, self worth, Aging, Arrangements, Repayment, Future Fic, Virginity, Loss of Virginity Series: Part 67 of Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic! or A Love Letter to Keanu Reeves Summary:

Being sent into the Badlands as a decoy by my superior at Arasaka, Susan Abernathy, I find myself being chased by three hungry and perverted Wraiths escorts. I soon discover that the building I have run into for shelter contains a secret laboratory where the body of legendary Rockerboy Johnny Silverhand is being kept in stasis. Reviving the man to help me, I soon find myself being dragged on Johnny's mission to find the cyberghost of his dead love Alt Cunningham, all the while becoming the Rockerboy's sex slave in order to repay his having saved me. It is a journey which takes us back to Night City where we encounter several of Silverhand's old friends and enemies and finds me falling in love with my not completely admirable companion.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hamlet (RMTC 1995), Hamlet - Shakespeare Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Hamlet/Me, Hamlet/Ophelia (Hamlet) Characters: Hamlet (Hamlet), Me, Ophelia (Hamlet), Fortinbras (Hamlet) Additional Tags: Love, Love Stories, Ghosts, Tragedy, Self-Insert, Self-Indulgent, Overweight, Loneliness, Purgatory, Insanity, angry mobs, Friendship/Love, Inspired by Shakespeare, Heaven, Death, Shadows - Freeform, Castles, Princes & Princesses, Servants, Question of sanity, Witch Hunt, Murder, Sadness, Afterlife, Soulmates, Dead People, Talking To Dead People, Fire, Swords, For Keanu Reeves' Birthday, Muteness, Romance, Supernatural Elements, Supernatural romance Series: Part 68 of Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic! or A Love Letter to Keanu Reeves Summary:

A young servant in the castle at Elsinore, where King Fortinbras reigns, I become fascinated with the tale of how a presumably mad young Prince Hamlet avenged his father's supposed murder at the hands of the man's own brother, Claudius.

Alone, impoverished and seeing the world as bleak and without beauty, I find the grave of the Dane and discover his claim to have seen a ghost very real as Hamlet's own ghost begins to mutely haunt me at the gravesite, with my own consent and approval.

Chapters: 6/10 Fandom: John Wick (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John Wick/Me, Bowery King & John Wick, Bowery King & Me, John Wick & John Wick's Unnamed Dog, John Wick's Unnamed Dog & Me Characters: John Wick, Me, John Wick's Unnamed Dog, Bowery King (John Wick), Tick Tock Man (John Wick), Earl (John Wick), The High Table (John Wick) Additional Tags: Love, Love Stories, Smitten, Crushes, Falling In Love, Overweight, Weight Issues, Insecurity, Shyness, Attraction, Opposites Attract, Awkward Romance, Veterinarians, Dogs, Sick Character, Animals, Assassins & Hitmen, Virginity, Loss of Virginity, Romance, Eventual Romance, Drama & Romance, Romantic Comedy, Self-Insert, Self-Indulgent, Healing, Vets, Autumn, Central Park, leaves, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Fleas, Whispers, Sneaking Out, Bathing/Washing, Bathtub Sex, Bathtubs, Pubic Hair, Rimming, Missionary Position, Vaginal Fingering, Love Confessions, BBW, Cunnilingus, Oral Sex, Bed Sex Series: Part 57 of Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic! or A Love Letter to Keanu Reeves Summary:

A painfully shy, insecure and overweight vet, I find myself being kidnapped one day by the Bowery King's men outside of my veterinarian's office. Taken to the monarch's hidden lair, I am introduced to world famous assassin John Wick and the reason for my abduction: Wick's ailing pit bull.

Examining Dog, I discover that the poor canine is just in need of some excercise and sunlight, two things the wanted Baba Yaga can't properly give him. I offer to look after these needs for the pit bull and find, to my surprise, the assassin growing smitten with me. But with his coup against the High Table approaching, and my self doubts, will we ever get together?

Chapters: 3/11 Fandom: The Devil's Advocate (1997) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Kevin Lomax (The Devil's Advocate)/Me, John Milton (The Devil's Advocate) & Kevin Lomax, Kevin Lomax/Mary Ann Lomax, John Milton (The Devil's Advocate) & Me, Mary Ann Lomax & Christabella Andreoli Characters: Kevin Lomax (The Devil's Advocate), Me, John Milton (Devil's Advocate), Mary Ann Lomax (The Devil's Advocate), Christabella Andreoli (The Devil's Advocate) Additional Tags: Love, Love Stories, Dark Love Story, Horror, God - Freeform, Devils, Religion, Deal with a Devil, Religious Imagery & Symbolism, Religious Conflict, Religious Content, Religious Guilt, Religious Discussion, Nuns, Lawyers, Temptation, Forbidden Love, Christianity, Christian Character, Father-Son Relationship, Church Sex, Altar Sex, Churches & Cathedrals, Forgiveness, Protection, Rape, Healing Sex, Abusive Parents, Flowers, Doubt, Self-Doubt, Crisis of Faith, Having Faith, Character of Faith, Weight Issues, Overweight, Loneliness, Self-Insert, Self-Indulgent, Virginity, Loss of Virginity, Religion Kink, Masks, Loss, Grief/Mourning, Insecurity, Autumn, Counseling, graves, Bad Parents, leaves, Attraction, Older Man/Younger Woman, New York City, New York, Florida, Law firms, Theology, Free Will, Dark, but hopeful, BBW Series: Part 65 of Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic! or A Love Letter to Keanu Reeves Summary:

At the firm of Milton, Chadwick and Waters, the clients are not the only ones with secrets, for the lawyers and the head of the firm itself, especially, each hold terrifying truths behind their smiles.

Being a young nun in New York City, I am blissfully unaware of this, struggling with my doubts and loneliness, until I see Kevin Lomax mourning at the grave of his recently deceased wife Mary Ann and am soon instructed by the Reverend Mother to help guide the young lawyer through his grief. Tempted by the handsome Lomax, I gradually learn that there is more to his request to be counseled than his spiritual needs and that both he and his enigmatic boss John Milton have much more sinister plans for me...

Chapters: 26/40 Fandom: John Wick (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: John Wick/Me, The Elder & John Wick, The Elder (John Wick) & Me, John Wick & John Wick's Unnamed Dog, Helen Wick/John Wick, John Wick & Winston, Administrator & John Wick, Charon & John Wick, John Wick's Unnamed Dog & Me, Marcus & John Wick, Aurelio & John Wick Characters: John Wick, Me, The Elder (John Wick), John Wick's Unnamed Dog, Helen Wick, Winston (John Wick), Administrator (John Wick), Charon (John Wick), Marcus (John Wick), Aurelio (John Wick) Additional Tags: Love Stories, Love, Self-Insert, Self-Indulgent, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha/Omega, Omega Verse, Knotting, Scenting, Rutting, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Abduction, Kidnapping, Desert, Pregnancy, Bonding, Revenge, Enemies, Soulmates, Soul Bond, Rain, Umbrellas, Avoidant Personality Disorder, Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, Insecurity, Pursuit, Overweight, Weight Issues, Virginity, Loss of Virginity, Promises, Relationship of Convenience, mating of convenience, Romance, Falling In Love, Rescue, Rescue Missions, Assassins & Hitmen, POV First Person, POV Third Person, POV Alternating, Romantic Soulmates, Action & Romance, Drama & Romance, Woman in the Refrigerator and she doesn't give a damn, Oral Sex, Facials, Undressing, Large Breasts, Breasts, Nipple Play, Cunnilingus, Bathtub Sex, Penis In Vagina Sex, Masturbation, Kitchen Sex, Doggy Style, For Adults Only, Cowgirl Position, Love Confessions, Lap Sex, Ties & Cravats, Laundry, bedmaking, Fights, Estrangement, Reconciliation, Reunions, Reconciliation Sex, Reunion Sex, Forgiveness, BBW Series: Part 32 of Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic! or A Love Letter to Keanu Reeves Summary:

Having fallen back under the High Table's command in order to revoke his excommunicado status, the Alpha John Wick refuses to allow them to govern his sex life as well. He chooses me, a shy and overweight Omega female, in what is intended to be a mating of convenience, presumably without the High Table's knowledge.

While John believes that he has won the Table's blessing, however, he discovers he is horribly wrong when, in the eighth month of my unexpected pregnancy, the Elder has me abducted and brought to his caravan in the desert. For the man who sits above the table has long desired revenge against Wick for disobeying his order to kill Winston. In his wrath, the Elder plans to let me give birth to John's child and then kill us both, an act which will destroy the assassin, who has already had to survive the loss of Helen, his first wife.