pete: kinda yeah. just so i can live out the moment where you try joining my superior post-apocalyptic squad & i get to turn you away

pete: i must've missed the part where that's my problem

lena: i'll have my own bunker by then. i watch enough of these shows to know the drill 💁🏻‍♀️

pete: one of these days you're just going to text me saying good morning

pete: but until then

pete: give it ur best shot, i'd like to see you try & reach

lena: if i did that it would me the world would be ending. you really want that?

lena: what if i just wanted to punch you

hails: honestly, like, we held his head above the water

hails: THOSE SUNGLASSES WERE MINE!!! HE NEVER GAVE THEM BACK THAT BTCH! I HAD TO BUY NEW ONES!

hails: THANK YOU BEAN! i'm so glad i got to go on my own, it's always a lot of fun. Wish you could've come with me, but I saw you and gracie having so much fun, you must be all fun-ed out.

sel: but he'd never admit that. CLOWN

sel: HE DID NOT? you should've ripped them off him on the carpet. take back what's yours

hails: have you seen the grammy red carpet?

hails: and THE HUGE BULLET WE BOTH DODGED

hails: ilu sis

sel: i swear we were the only reason why he could walk upright

sel: idk what the pink beanie is about but it's gotta go

hails: how come it's been forever since I last saw you?

hails: like yes, me living in new york doesn't help, but baaaabeee

sel: oh you haven't heard?

pete: why the tone of surprise, short stack?

pete: 'impressive but fucked up' is sort of my MO

pete: especially in regards to my penis

lena: the sentence for your crimes in the last 24 hours is as follows

After Ariana’s performance, Selena takes the stage. 

rudypk: That hurts your best friend HB more than it hurts me fucker @PMD. Don't make me kick your assss