BUZZFEED UNSOLVED SENTENCE MEME.
- ‘ hey there, demons, it’s me, ya boy. ‘ - ‘ hey, ghouls! the boys are here! ‘ - ‘ this is like satan’s cement butt hole. ‘ - ‘ here we go! rock and roll, buckaroo! ‘ - ‘ can i use the jacuzzi hot tub we’ve been blessed with? ‘ - ‘ maybe this ghost just loves to blaze it. ‘ - ‘ my fart scared you! ‘ - ‘ fuck that demon, he’s whitewashing the history of this house. ‘ - ‘ whatever, demon’s racist. i don’t respect that demon. ‘ - ‘ oh… i wasn’t fat-shaming bigfoot. ‘ - ‘ what do you mean it’s not a ghost? ‘ - ‘ it’s not a ghost. ‘ - ‘ shadows do tend to follow you, though. that’s sorta how they work. ‘ - ‘ it’s not even a good poem, it’s just weird. ‘ - ‘ you’re telling me those architects used math? ‘ - ‘ knock me down with a feather! ‘ - ‘ i think you need to learn how to shut the hell up. ‘ - ‘ i think you need to learn how to shut the fuck up. ‘ - ‘ i stepped it up with a meaner curse word. ‘ - ‘ oh shit, what up, i’m taking a selfie with some demons! ‘ - ‘ hey ghosts, tussle my hair! ‘ - ‘ every time we get sad, let’s show a picture of the dog. ‘ - ‘ that’s a good dog. ‘ - ‘ i’m not the biggest believer in bigfoot. ‘ - ‘ that’s a guy i would wanna share a cold one with. ‘ - ‘ you’re a coward! ‘ - ‘ look at his beady, little eyes. ‘ - ‘ we’ve really done it now, haven’t we? ‘ - ‘ how dare they dispose of my body! they should leave it in the hallway to rot! ‘ - ‘ am i a ghost hunter? ‘ - ‘ i took an improv comedy class once. ‘cause i’m a white guy. ‘ - ‘ i always gotta… gotta think about stuff, you know? ‘ - ‘ now you’re acting like a detective and not a jackass. ‘ - ‘ alright, just to be fair, fuck christopher columbus. ‘ - ‘ i think the moon having a boner is about as realistic as ghosts. ‘ - ‘ i never said i wanted to murder you! this is a hypothetical situation! ‘ - ‘ you want to kill me! ‘ - ‘ well, if it’s any consolation, you look like an idiot. ‘ - ‘ if i step on a… a fly? does a fly’s ghost… stay around? ‘ - ‘ if you slit my throat tonight i’m gonna have a hard time forgiving you for that. ‘ - ‘ i’m gonna serve you up a fresh truth pancake right now. ‘ - ‘ that’s my… my darn sandwich. ‘
