dionysus

everyone i am going to cry thank you for listening to my psa

who do I have to knife 👀🔪

...it’s a tv show

still 😌🔪

everyone i am going to cry thank you for listening to my psa

who do I have to knife 👀🔪

the mood for tonight is eating a slice of pie from the pie tin because it’s the last one there and nobody is stopping you ✌️😚✌️

queen,,,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dio I'd die for you.

I’m going to die for you first

Shhh let me die in peace.

if you’re going out I’m going out with you bitch we’re a package deal and there’s nothing you can do about it

I can make you not die!

oh shit u can make me immortal?

@thecomedycentral

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dio I'd die for you.

I’m going to die for you first

Shhh let me die in peace.

if you’re going out I’m going out with you bitch we’re a package deal and there’s nothing you can do about it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dio I'd die for you.

I’m going to die for you first

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

perhaps i’ll cry

do n o t

i might have to 😳

:(( no

i dont have any chocolate cookies or mini cupcakes so i need to cry :(

drink wine and if Hades does not get you some of those I will >:(

nooo hes fine!! and i need chocolate not wine... well neither sounds bad

Have Both

i dont have any chocolate and dont know where the wine is :( maybe i just like complaining :(

ok mood

perhaps i’ll cry

do n o t

i might have to 😳

:(( no

i dont have any chocolate cookies or mini cupcakes so i need to cry :(

drink wine and if Hades does not get you some of those I will >:(

nooo hes fine!! and i need chocolate not wine... well neither sounds bad

Have Both

perhaps i’ll cry

do n o t

i might have to 😳

:(( no

i dont have any chocolate cookies or mini cupcakes so i need to cry :(

drink wine and if Hades does not get you some of those I will >:(

perhaps i’ll cry

do n o t

i might have to 😳

:(( no

perhaps i’ll cry

do n o t