Soul Tired

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks

if you're not 26 years old right now you will be soon

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

sometimes i’ll be scrolling on here and almost reblog what a mutual reblogged from me like so true bestie

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

Worry about it kitten

a tshirt that says here against my will