Soul Tired

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

the ticket inspector on the train forgot me?!? and me alone? can she see me?? am i even real??? is this death???? am i a ghost??? what the fuck????

brought nothing to the gun fight, and everyone is really embarrassed for me. they keep trying to hand me a knife or a really big rock but I tell them I am not a charity case and die immediately

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

@noelle217

This is adorable

If I ever don’t reblog this, kill me

This thread is the longest I’ve seen and I love it!

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet