Just in case anyone is all “yes, i cannot wait until i am married to my forever person and we get to do fun stuff and have a little dog and life will be great”, I want to remind you that sometimes spouses will do something like leave what looks like a medium full chip bag on the counter and when you go to open it there will be 4 chips in it.
I don’t even want chips, yet I know no jury would convict me.










