Well people sure enjoyed that Bokoblin post, so by popular demand here’s a ranking of the Moblins in the Zelda games
The Legend of Zelda (NES)
A good start! Very round. They’re a nice balance between “monster that would definitely eat you” and “schoolyard bully”
WHYYYYY OH GOD WHY. Just LOOK at this thing. The round nose. That creepy stance. The weirdly large butt. This thing looks like someone accidentally enrolled a holiday ham in clown college
A Link to the Past / A Link Between Worlds
Oh!! So good!! They’re cute pig demons and by gosh they’re gonna let you know it! I just wanna pinch their cheeks before they pincushion me with spears.
Link’s Awakening / Oracle of Ages / Oracle of Seasons
Also good! These ones have more of a gruff ‘n tough look that really works for them. I bet they ride motorcycles and talk about smoochin’ all the time. So cool!
I… hm. These dudes. They kinda took the tough guy look too far. Losing the shirt was a big mistake, guys. They look like they’re really hoping someone asks about their workout routine.
See, now this is how you Moblin. Pig? Check. Spear? Check. Comical overreactions and general silliness? CHECK. I do have to dock a point, though. Sneakin’ around ‘em always gave me the willies.
Nipple rings. I’m sorry, I literally can’t comment on anything else. These Moblins have nipple rings and we all have to deal with that.
GOOD! They’re so frickin tall! These Moblins play basketball without a doubt. I do miss the pigginess, though. These guys have sort of an elephant-ogre thing going that just isn’t the same.
oh sweet jesus someone please put this thing out of its misery
origamiaround
stormborns
dailybridgerton
areudirty
