Well people sure enjoyed that Bokoblin post, so by popular demand hereâs a ranking of the Moblins in the Zelda games
The Legend of Zelda (NES)
A good start! Very round. Theyâre a nice balance between âmonster that would definitely eat youâ and âschoolyard bullyâ
WHYYYYY OH GOD WHY. Just LOOK at this thing. The round nose. That creepy stance. The weirdly large butt. This thing looks like someone accidentally enrolled a holiday ham in clown college
A Link to the Past / A Link Between Worlds
Oh!! So good!! Theyâre cute pig demons and by gosh theyâre gonna let you know it! I just wanna pinch their cheeks before they pincushion me with spears.
Linkâs Awakening / Oracle of Ages / Oracle of Seasons
Also good! These ones have more of a gruff ân tough look that really works for them. I bet they ride motorcycles and talk about smoochinâ all the time. So cool!
I⌠hm. These dudes. They kinda took the tough guy look too far. Losing the shirt was a big mistake, guys. They look like theyâre really hoping someone asks about their workout routine.
See, now this is how you Moblin. Pig? Check. Spear? Check. Comical overreactions and general silliness? CHECK. I do have to dock a point, though. Sneakinâ around âem always gave me the willies.
Nipple rings. Iâm sorry, I literally canât comment on anything else. These Moblins have nipple rings and we all have to deal with that.
GOOD! Theyâre so frickin tall! These Moblins play basketball without a doubt. I do miss the pigginess, though. These guys have sort of an elephant-ogre thing going that just isnât the same.
oh sweet jesus someone please put this thing out of its misery
romaincrisis
2087
dededos
titsay
dailybridgerton
annaxmalina
jbbartram-illu
stormborns
