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Hey Carol, did you hear the one about how to sink a submarine commanded by Keir Starmer? Just knock on the door.

“Well, never mind, we have plenty to catch up on…..so on your knees and offer a prayer.”

I see your stepdaughter is giving you the friendly wave. At least you’re not lying at her boots……yet.

The imposing Lady Luna is a hospitable hostess. Just as long as her “guests” apply the same high standards that she has.

“Come along, pup. Madam has places to be.”

Triple threat.

Then again.

Who does Lady Nadja have to castrate to get a drink around here??

The kind of vicious little bitch to give you a rough back alley handjob, before kicking you in your saggy ballsack and emptying your wallet….