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Okay but
Was somebody going to tell me that C and A were like Captain and Assistant Captain or was I just supposed to figure that out as I wrote the 20 questions thing? -C

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20 Questions Tag
Rules: Answer 20 questions and tag 20 people you want to know better. I was tagged by @seggstars.
Sorry this took us so long to get around to! First jobs and college prep respectively are stressful as hell.
In case yall didn’t know, there’s two of us: Caitlin (C) and Aidan (A). So double up on answers!
1. Nickname-Cait or Catie, Catie-bug, Star Thot so lovingly bestowed by Aidan (C), Spazzatron among friends and family or Hockey Hoe among Caitlin (A)
2. Zodiac Sign-On the cusp of Virgo-Libra, and can go either way depending on what chart you’re using (C). Cancer, a crabby boi (A). (We don’t know anything else about Zodiac don’t hold it against us)
3. Hogwarts House-I think Ravenclaw, but I’ve been kinda on the fence about it for a while now. Think I might be borderline Gryffindor (C). Ravenclaw. Duh. (A).
4. Height-5′7″ish (C). 5′9″. Just like Marcel Dionne (A).
5. Last thing I googled-”smirk synonyms”. I dislike using the same words repeatedly when I write unless it’s purposeful (C). Chinese food order for lunch (A).
6. Favorite artists-ACDC, Jon Cozart, Thomas Sanders, lots of Broadway stars who aren’t exactly artists but deserve recognition for being amazing like Sierra Boggess, Alex Brightman, Jeremy Jordan, and Ramin Karimloo (C). Queens of the Stone Age, Deftones, Blur, and Soundgarden (A).
7. Song stuck in my head at the moment- Literally all of Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812. The Whole “Being Dead” Thing from Beetlejuice the Musical. Black Wedding by In This Moment. The Queen of the Night aria from The Magic Flute. My brain is pure chaos (C). And Give the Mule What He Wants by Queens of the Stone Age. God that’s a long name (A).
8. Followers- 93
9. Following- 12 (I swear it’s not because we don’t like people we just don’t come on here enough -C)
10. Do I get asks- Not really. Please don’t be afraid to jump into our ask box, we’re totally open to conversation, suggestions, requests, and new friends!
11. Amount of sleep- Depends on the night. I usually don’t get much sleep because I stay up late and wake up early or can’t get to sleep. I just moved from a quiet neighborhood to the downtown district of a big city, so I’ve had issues with sleep lately (C). 3-6 hours normally. Currently running on 2 hours and a coffee (A).
12. Lucky numbers- None. I like numbers that are easy to deal with in math like 2, 5, 10. I’m not a superstitious person though (C). 33. Some of my favorite all time players wore it (Chara, Henrik Sedin, Roy, Kris Draper) and it’s just a number that’s stuck with me (A).
13. What am I wearing- Black pants, maroon long-sleeved shirt with “London” on the back and blue and white stripes at the elbows. I would still be in PJs if I didn’t have church (C). Black cardigan, black t-shirt, jeans, and socks (A).
14. Dream job- Singing or performing. I’ve done a lot of musical theater and choir in the past seven years and really want to do something with what I’ve worked on for so long but it’s looking like I’ll be a paralegal (C). NHL General Manager or Head Amateur Scout (A).
15. Instruments- Does voice count? Choir teacher says it does. Also dabble in piano but only self-taught. Haven’t had amazing experiences with piano teachers. My dad also tried teaching me some guitar but I can’t remember the chords between our mini lessons (C). I own a piano and guitar, but really only play the guitar (A).
16. Languages- Took Spanish in school and don’t remember much. Started German and Russian on Duolingo but my phone has limited space so I ended up having to get rid of it (C). A small amount of Russian from family members (A).
17. Favorite song- Don’t make me choose, I’ll probably combust (C). Either Elite by Deftones or Thomas by A Perfect Circle. I can’t pick between the two (A).
18. Random fact- I’m 100% the mom friend and moving away from my hometown for college makes me miss all my children/good friends I’m very sad (C). I’m a registered storm spotter in two states (A). (He can also name every first overall pick back to 1999 and every Cup back to 1989 shhh don’t tell him I put this here he thinks it’s a sign he has no life and it’s actually amazing -C)
19. Aesthetic- Candles, Paris (does that count? I say yes), blankets, beaches, untouched snow, calligraphy, dimly lit stages, crop tops and high-waisted jeans (C). Closet lumberjack (A).
20. Dream Trip- Europe. Just all of Europe, but especially Italy and France (C). Newfoundland (A).
We tag: @retrocelly, @puckinginsane, @rosyharts, anyone else who feels up to it
PS I ate a whole family sized can of chicken noodle soup while I was doing this because I got distracted... -C
Bruins fans going back to Boston knowing what happens when they play the Leafs in game 7s
-A
Can't wait for the Blue Jackets to get clapped by Tampa Bay
-A
Seguin making his best imitation of Stars legend Patrik Stefan
-A

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The Bench
Pairing: Adam Lowry x Reader
Word Count: 804
Warnings: None (seriously what is wrong with me)
Summary: The reader and Adam mess around in between periods.
Reader’s POV
I never asked how he got me here. All I knew was that I was sitting right behind the bench, watching my husband and the rest of his team completely destroy the Oilers.
Already having screamed myself hoarse within the first period, I was sitting, not so patiently waiting for the second period to start. I jumped probably a foot in the air when an arm wrapped around my waist. The deep chuckle that followed prompted me to smack blindly backwards, triumphant at the aghast gasp that followed. “Adam, honey, don’t sneak up on me,” I whispered, voice cracking even at the low volume, causing me to wince.
Scott Mayfield looks like SpongeBob in that episode where he gets round and normal and no one can convince me otherwise.
Not My Scene
Pairing: Tyler Seguin x Reader
Word Count: 2071
Warnings: Swearing, partying?
Summary: The reader is not thrilled to be aboard a yacht on her Friday night. She would rather be reading, and who knew that none other than Tyler Seguin would be able to help her?
A/N: I am. So so sorry it’s been so long. It took longer than anticipated to get back on my feet after that musical. So here’s a long ass story to hopefully make up for it!
Reader’s POV
“Oh, sorry.” I stumbled away from a couple, just trying to find a quiet place to take my Kindle out from my purse and read a few chapters. But it seemed that every inch of this goddamned yacht was taken up by some unwholesome activity. People were doing shots at the bar, making out in the corridors and-wait, did that girl at the bow have her shirt off?
Shaking my head, I glanced around, feeling more panicked and fidgety as time went on. It's not that it was my first time at a party. But I could always get away. Here, the only away was the cold, swirling black water that the edges of the yacht were cutting through.
Not my idea of a good time.
Chin Up
Pairing: Drew Doughty x Reader
Word Count: 894
Warnings: Swearing, innuendos, fluff and cuddling
Summary: Drew lost a game, but Y/N hates seeing him beat himself up.
Reader’s POV
Packing after an away loss was hard. The room felt heavier, the air thick with disappointment and frustration. And you couldn’t just walk away, because even the best hotel rooms were tiny compared to a house, where you could just slip into another room and avoid them.
I Couldn’t Not
Pairing: Connor McDavid x Reader
Word Count: 1337
Warnings: Swearing, married dude with no ethics
Summary: Connor and the reader go out to a club, but nothing is as it appears.
Reader’s POV
Slipping my high heels on, I called into the apartment, “C’mon, Connor, we’re gonna be late!”

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Trust
Pairing: Tyler Seguin x Reader
Word Count: 1417
Warnings: Swearing
Summary: The reader and Miro have been best friends since high school prom, but everything changes when one of his teammates decides to butt in on their reminiscing.
Reader’s POV
“Oh my God, Miro,” I laughed, reaching down to nurse my toe. “Do you have two left feet?”
The Slightly Inept Welcome Wagon
Pairing: Marc Andre Fleury x Reader
Word Count: 1118
Warnings: Swearing, minor injuries, mention of blood
Summary: The reader has been sick while Marc was on the road, and now that he’s back, they’re sure everything will get better.
Reader’s POV
My mug was hot in my hands as I waddled up the stairs, trying with all my might not to trip on my blanket. I realized with a start that I was mouth breathing again and sniffled, trying to clear up my nose to no avail.
The Best Things Come In French Bulldog Sized Packages
Pairing: Bo Horvat x Reader
Word Count: 1357
Warnings: Swearing, suggestive comment(ish), fear of dogs
Summary: Bo gets Gus without talking to the reader about it first. Lucky her, he gets the one animal that she is deathly afraid of.
Reader’s POV
“Bo, what did you do?” I shrieked, backing back up into the door, horrified.
Bo was sitting at the table, in his normal around the house attire, boxers and a hoodie. He was grinning, reaching down to pet the-the-
“I just got a dog. Surprise!” He grinned, clearly happy with himself. The french bulldog in his lap grunted, wriggling in an attempt to get off his lap.
Hot Cocoa and Cream
Pairing: Tyler Seguin x Reader
Word Count: 1170
Warnings: Swearing, Tyler bein a lil shit
Summary: The reader goes on a shopping spree, the last thing that Tyler wants to do.
Reader’s POV
“I don’t like this,” Tyler mumbled, close enough that I could feel his breath ghosting across my neck.
The mall stretched out in front of us, sparsely populated. The only stores that remained were the cornerstone stores, like Burlington and GAP. It was a wonder that the place was still running. Thankfully, I wasn’t attached to it. However, I had spent two hours looking for a nearby mall to go to that we could go shopping at that was out of the way, and I wasn’t just going to let him step on my toes.
Stopping, I turned to give him a look. “Tyler,” I scolded. “We need to shop, and it was a half hour drive here. We are not wasting gas like that.”
Tyler grumbled, looking remarkably like a pouty little kid. “I make enough money where we can afford that.”
“Yes, I know. But it’s still wasteful. At least let me shop a bit, okay? I’ve been dying to get my hands on some stuff.” After a moment, Tyler nodded, giving in. “Thank you. Now, go mope somewhere else.” He looked at me, frozen for a second. “You heard me, get outta here, tough guy. Unless you don’t want something for Christmas.”
That got him moving pretty fast. Giving me a quick peck on the lips before I could protest, he was gone.
With a sigh, I dug out my phone and looked through the Christmas lists I had patched together for everyone.
The shopping was all done within maybe an hour, and for how uninhabited the mall was, it was insanely difficult to find Tyler. Eventually giving up, I began to look around for a bench to sit on when it came into view. Gasping, I hurried over to the Bath and Body Works, taking a big whiff of the perfumed air. Oh hell yes.
Waving quickly at the employee behind the counter, I started my hunt for a good lotion and price.
I lost track of time as I picked different things off the shelves, putting some back and grabbing others. I had just cycled my way around to the candles when a hand landed on my arm. I jumped about a foot in the air, dropping two of the lotions.
Tyler’s surprised face came into view. “Jesus Christ, babe.” He swooped down and picked up the discarded bottles. “You have, like, $200 worth of lotions. Don’t you have some at home?”
Looking down, I realized that I did, in fact, have a lot of lotions. The woman behind the register was eyeing me up like I was crazy. A deep blush settled over my cheeks. “W-well, a lot of these are seasonal scents, ya know?”
Giving me a skeptical look, Tyler slowly took the candle I had picked up from my hand. “Nuh-uh. I’m cutting you off. No more.”
“But Tyleerrrrrr.” I whined, grabbing the candle again. “Just smell it, it’ll mask the house’s sweaty male smell.”
Tyler laughed loudly, leaning against a table. “Fine, one. I mean that. One. As in singular.”
Plowing through the candles, I got it down to five. “Which one?” I asked. When there was no answer, I looked back. Tyler was sitting on the bench outside, playing around on his phone, one measly bag in hand. Rolling my eyes, I grabbed the two candles that I liked best and swept over to the cashier.
$214.84 later, I was exiting the storefront with ten bags in hand, four of them being from Bath and Body Works. “Tyler! Help, I’m getting crushed!” Tyler looked up and grinned, not moving to get up.
“Serves you right.” He finally stands, walking away. “Let’s go, sexy.”
By the time we got out to the car, which Tyler insisted on parking as close as possible, my arms felt like they were going to fall off. Setting the bags against the brand new Lambo, I glared over at him. “Open the door, dumbass.”
He smirked, but his tone was clipped. “Get your bags off my car.”
Rolling my eyes, I lifted them slightly. “Unlock the doors!” I snapped, and he chuckled before opening the trunk for me. Grumbling, I dumped all of it in and stuck my tongue out at him. “I can’t do anything with sore arms, asshole,” I snapped, rubbing my aching bicep.
Tyler rounded the car, grabbing me from behind before I could move. “Hey!” I gasped as he lifted me by the waist. I scrambled, reaching back to hit at him. “Tylerrrr, I wanna go hoooome.” Grinning, he ruffled my hair obnoxiously and set me back on my feet. My fingers instantly combed through my hair, trying to fix the damage. “Not funny!” I slammed the trunk shut and slid into the passenger seat. He was giggling to himself the entire ride home.
Not that his highness could bother himself with helping once we got home, either. He walked into the house without a look back, measly bag in hand.
“Fucking asshole!” I screamed after him, and heard him cackle in return. Humphing to myself, I hauled it all into our bedroom, having to take three breaks on the way. During the first, I ignored where Tyler was sprawled out, playing some dumb video game.
Shoving it all into the closet, I grabbed a lotion from the bag, Hot Cocoa & Cream. My stomach grumbled as I lathered up my hands with it. Throwing it onto the bed, I plopped down after it, face in the blankets. I could feel my arms throbbing and I groaned.
A deep chuckle sounded from the doorway, but I didn’t raise my head. “Hey, sexy. You look exhausted. You alright?” he teased.
“I hate youuu,” I complained, throwing my arms over my head.
Tyler came closer, floor creaking under his feet. “Don’t be like that.”
I turned my head to glare at him. “Don’t be like an asshole then,” I retaliated, closing my eyes.
The bed dipped and I whined, lashing out blindly at him. His hand grabbed my wrist firmly enough to keep from striking him.
“Hey, calm down, sexy,” he purred, other hand gently stroking over my back. I relaxed into the covers, groaning as the massage worked out the knots in my back. I could hear the smirk in Tyler's voice as he said, “Hm, there we go.”
Mumbling, I opened my eyes, managing a half-glare at him. “I'm gonna wring your neck, you heathen,” I threatened into the blanket.
Laughing, Tyler plopped on top of me, causing me to let out a long whine of complaint. “I'm warming you up, quit bitching.” I squeaked as Tyler's arms squeezed around me. “Gotcha. By the way, you smell amazing.” His nose nuzzled into the side of my neck and I melted into his touch. “Good enough to eat.” He promptly bit me right under the ear.
“Ow! Tyler, I swear to God!” I twisted, but couldn't get anywhere with his arms around me.
“Aw, you're so cute when you're mad.”
“Shut up, asshole.”
Smile, Beautiful
Pairing: Johnny Gaudreau x Reader
Word Count: 1308
Warnings: Insulting from a male specimen, swearing, sexual comment, dude gets punched because he deserves it
Summary: It’s a busy night at the bar where the reader works because the local hockey team has slid into a playoff spot. Who should walk in but the angel himself.
Reader’s POV
Above the bar, the news anchors were all talking about the win against the Tampa Bay Lightning. Again, the rowdy crowd of people wearing Calgary Flames jerseys screamed in approval, stumbling around and clapping each other on the back like they were the team itself. It always got busy when the hockey team won, but apparently this one had just barely squeezed them into a playoff position, so it was a huge deal.

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The Slightest Inconvenience
Pairing: Pierre Luc Dubois x Reader
Word Count: 1209
Warnings: Mentions of broken arm, pain, swearing, innuendo
Summary: The reader doesn’t want to go to the charity event that her boyfriend wants to go to, but he won’t take no for an answer.
Reader’s POV
“I am not going with this thing on my arm.”
Pierre rolled his eyes. “You look fine. Besides, you’ve gone to the grocery store with it on. Why is this different?”
I turned from where I was one-handedly hanging up the dresses I had pulled out as possibilities to give him a scalding look. “Ah, yes. Fancy charity event, grocery store. Tomato, tomato.”
Massage
Pairing: Tyler Seguin x Reader
Word Count: 688
Warnings: Swearing, hands under shirt, copious amount of fluff tbh
Summary: The reader comes home from a long day at work and Tyler makes them feel better.
Reader’s POV
Sighing heavily, I dropped my bag to the floor beside the shoes. Distantly, I could hear the dogs barking to their heart’s content. My forehead throbbed, prompting me to press a hand to it as I kicked off my flats. It had been a 15 hour day, gone from 5 to 10 due to a malfunction in the software. And the most infuriating part of it was that we hadn’t even solved the problem.
“Hey, gorgeous, that you?” Tyler’s voice accompanied his footsteps creaking down the stairs. “I was getting worried, you didn’t call.” Exhaustion hit me like a freight train at his words and I sat beside my shoes, exhaling slowly and leaning my head back against the wall.