Rick's Excuse of a Tumblr

Two-second #halloween costume. . . . . #ninjasexparty #ninjabrian #ninjabrianhatesyou #attitudecity #badcosplay (at Attitude City) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpnXj7hgQX-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1l0plrapygcev

Over 200 pictures and they're all crap, but I don't care. Nothing can replace the memories here tonight. Thank you, @ninjasexparty , thank you @twrpband , thank you @planetbooty . You put on the greatest show I've ever seen, and totally made my fucking year. Thank you for being so relentlessly positive. . . . #nsp #ninjasexparty #ninjabrian #dannysexbang #CoolPatrol #tourdeforce2018 #TWRP #TogetherThroughTime (at Royal Oak Music Theatre) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo-9lqnASCV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ay7afpbij52w

I have waited so long for this... . . #nsp #tourdeforce2018 #ninjasexparty #TWRP #planetbooty https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo-P9drgFk7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7euk2ft1pr1o

The last photo of me before @bwecht exploded me with his mind. #nsp #ninjasexparty #tourdeforce2018 #ninjabrian https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo7krndALid/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vyhhxaxog5cq

Holy fuck, this album is awesome. And this song is incredible. Awesome jobs, guys! #TWRP #TogetherThroughTime #TheProtomen #The80s #ButAlsoTheFuture #IndieMusic #GrooveCrusaders

@second_rose found a picture and I turned it into a meme. Am I Internet now? #DnD #Tim #DMStruggles #dungeonsanddragons #montypython

Before and After: The Glorious Three-Year Transformation of the Crimson King Maple. Available now in ebook formats everywhere, because a paperback version of a book about a tree is a peak irony even I cannot comprehend.

When you hold all your grocery bags in one hand. #onehanded #superman #skyrimmemes #beastmode

Start with fire. Season the bird. Cut it up real nice. Add some other things. And, Voila! #Thanksgiving ! #bbq #smokedmeats #oklahomajoe #sodamnfull #foodcoma #barbecue #smokedturkey

What's better than a 31-year-old #man buying a #rainbow #poop #emoji wallet? The same 31-year-old man getting his signed copy of #underthecovers2 by his favorite band, @ninjasexparty ! #Dicks and #Unicorns and #Rainbows and #Poop emojis for all!

Selfieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #solareclipse #eclipse

When your website metadata pours over into real life #CoveringAllBases

Sanded. Repainted. Resealed. Back in action. #PitFiendRehab #PitFiend #BBQ #foodporn #PorkButt #lowandslow #smokedmeats #oklahomajoes #smoker #meatcandy

I usually only post my #PitFiend #foodporn on here, but this boy came out so good I had to share it. #CheeseGameProper #UseYourBroilers

@theonion is fucking killing it on the Insta-stories, y'all #theonion #hilarious #wonderwoman #dunkirk #despicableme3 #satire #comedy

Some #before pics as #PitFiend sends his baby into #rehab. Three cans of heat resistant paint, a hand sander, a paint scraper (for grease, that boy's never gonna be the same), and several sheets of sandpaper. Stay tuned for more #PitFiendRehab #smoking #smoker #ThisOldSmoker #BBQ #barbecue #fixerupper #diy #

The "I just want to stay home" survival kit, courtesy of @second_rose , AKA the best wife ever. This birthday is looking good already. #HappyBirthdayToMe