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"Tales of the Jedi", Episodes 2, 3, and 4, 2022.

"My Fair Apprentice" where Asajj is Eliza, Dooku is Higgins, Sifo-Dyas is Pickering (mostly because I imagine him briefly waking up from a nap to go "Come, come, Dooku, be reasonable"), Quinlan is Freddie, Mother Talzin is Doolittle, Jocasta is Mrs Pearce, and Yoda is Mrs Higgins ("The slippers, she threw at you? Lucky you were, my padawan. The fire irons, I would have chucked at you.")

You can fit so many syphilis jokes in this thing!

AND HELP AND PROTECT AS LONG AS YOU LIVE

We're getting reports that Grandpa War Crimes is a war criminal.

I just like it that she's the Guardian of the Light of the Jedi & he's a formidable Sith Lord but also they're in their eighties so they need to take naps & be punctilious about not missing a dose of Space Eliquis.

From Andrew Wilson's translation of "The Phoenician Women". In this version of the Oedipus story the Queen stayed alive after the anagnorisis because everyone needed her to hold things together and she didn't even have the luxury of dying of disgrace.

I just think they probably made a nice-looking coupla Jedi, back in the day.

Even in bizarre bootleg toy format, Anakin is refused the rank of Master.

She's got the "ready, fire, aim" mindset just as much as anyone in the Disaster Lineage.