Every Ending is an Arbitrary One

We don't love the world without reason. The world is a beautiful place

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

This reminds me of the blood river in Antarctica. For like a century scientists had no clue why this river looked like, acted like, and felt exactly like blood. Turns out it’s just really high in iron.

Blood Falls isn't just high in iron, it's the byproducts of extremophile bacteria that have been isolated under a glacier in a iron- and sulfur-rich anoxic brine for the past 5 million years.

Sex workers don’t “sell their bodies” any more than masseuses “sell their hands.” They are paid for a service they provide, not for ownership of their bodies.

FUCK I'M SORRY

Please unmute this it is exactly what you think it is and it’s hilarious.

This feels like giving a toddler a cazoo

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

teslapenguin1 I think that means ur famed inventor Nikola Tesla but if he was a penguin instead of a human. I'm not sure what the implications of that would be though

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That sign can’t stop him because he can’t read

@todaysbird

life is all about the 30-40 minutes you spend being goofy with someone you love before bedtime