CrispyCollection

「Your gaze, when you looked back」

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81558441/chapters/214479756

OH MY FUCKING GAWD BRUH

So now all my little lizard brain can think about is Abolish conducting a one-man war of subterfuge on the post Oakhurst vampires.

Drift starts craving more blood? Well Abolish is in the background manipulating the meat and poultry stock market prices. Raw beef is now free. You’re welcome.

Some dude on the street pisses off Shelby enough to want to kill? The guy is suddenly tackled into a passing van without explanation. Shelby never sees them again.

Scott so much as thinks about turning someone? Ring ring ring. He suddenly gets several calls from a ‘free local therapist’.

Sasuage wants to throw a birthday party for a vampire? Well suddenly the bakery down the street conveniently sells Blood Pudding.

Apo’s tv only plays adds about proper interior design. And when Apo inevitably makes their attempt to find and kill Scott, their ticket to NYC is inexplicably canceled on them. Also Abolish stole their car keys.