Secret Butts

what constitutes a gang bang? how many people and do dicks have to have been involved? 

oh totally. 

love,

but my butt isn’t on the internet anymore??? or is it?

or are you a butt stalker. in which case, carry on. j/k, pls no. 

your pal,

nothing. he doesn’t want to stay, and i make him unhappy. there’s no fixing to be done, it’s over. he has hurt me too badly. 

this is called upside down pineapple cake. it makes your neck hurt less, and he can massage your jaw if you have TMJ issues. i got hit by a bus in 2013, and my back and neck are mangled, so i'm glad i found out about upside down pineapple cake. 

i like it when his penis goes boi-oi-oing when it comes out of the pants. hee hee. i love sucking cock, and i don't care who knows it. i only suck those i genuinely like and enjoy and have some sort of commitment to, so you could say i'm an old fashioned bj queen ;)

pineapple upside down cake also bypasses the gag part in your throat, so that's nice, if you have trouble deep throating.