love how sometimes i’m like “oh, i should put this somewhere safe so i don’t lose it and know exactly where to find it later!” and about a month later i’m standing in my ransacked room trying to get into past me’s mindset like some kinda amateur historian on one of those history channel treasure hunting shows trying to get into the mind of a nineteenth century pirate to figure out where they hid some possibly nonexistent apocryphal loot

having memory problems is like being an archaeologist of your own life and it isn’t nearly as exciting as it sounds

*pulls you closer* youre failing trigonometry

Oh I can’t possibly study, I have allotted the next six hours to yearning vaguely

damn right alien piece of shit (i would be so racist to aliens)

the fact that aliens are just demonic apparitions that adapted to modern society to trick people gives this comic so much depth

growing up as a cis girl the patriarchy told me “you’re a girl because of the way you were born, there is nothing you can do about this, you have no say in your gender” and i hated being a girl because it wasn’t my choice it was a prison and the trans community told me “you’re a girl because you say so, your view of yourself is the most important thing, if you change your mind that would be ok” and it made me proud to be a girl and feel empowered in my gender and i wasn’t trapped anymore and then terfs come along and tell me “you’re a girl because of the way you were born, there is nothing you can do about this, you have no say in your gender (but like in a woke way)” and they somehow expect me to be on their side?

if you respond with some terf shit im blocking you lmao

Really hope I don't have to do a fundraiser for my wheelchair...

Just realized medicare doesn't cover wheelchairs for like outside so 🤪

This post got more traction than the one I made on here so rbing...$221/$3200 raised

$697/$3200!

at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom