Welcome to SECONDāRADIO
A joint broadcast by Alastor & Abel. And now featuring Hellās Newest Rising Star, Audrey!
Alastor: Well hellooooo, my curious listeners! Youāve tuned your dials to the finest little frequency in all of PerditionāSecond-Radio, where the static crackles, the charm is palpable, and the hosts are, if I do say so myself⦠exceedingly delightful. Before we kick off the official rules and jargon, I would like to introduce to my co-host and (much to everyoneās surprise) boyfriend Husband Abel!
Abel: *smiling with blush on his face, wings twitching with polite excitement* Hi everyone! Thank you for stopping by! Weāuhāwerenāt sure anyone would actually read this, but weāre really happy youāre here! Weāll be sharing stories, answering asks, posting updates, and⦠well, whatever else Alastor decides is good broadcasting etiquette.
Alastor: Which is all of it, my dear. A proper show needs rules, structure, decorum! We are not savages.
Abel: ...Right. So! Before you ask things or follow the blog, here are our guidelines!
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SECONDāRADIO HOUSE RULES
1. Keep it Polite!
Alastor: We value manners above all else on this platform. Address us with courtesy, pose questions intelligently, and refrain from any raucous buffoonery.
Abel: Yeah, please just be nice! If youāre polite, weāll be happy to talk!
2. No Bigotry, Cruelty, or Unnecessary Meanness
Abel: *pouting* Bullying or cruel comments wonāt fly here. Even in Hell.
Alastor: Unless Iām the one delivering the cruelty. Then itās tasteful.
3. No Demanding Content
Alastor: Requests are welcomed! Demands, however, are unseemly. We decide what becomes part of the broadcast.
Abel: Weāre happy to answer most things, but please be patient with us! We do have other responsibilities.
4. No Minors
Alastor: We want to have fun with our audiences and that audience is anyone egg is considered an adult. Which is 18 years or older.
Abel: P-please respect that. Iāll try not to be vulgar but this (radio) show really isnāt for children.
5. Light Lore / Ask Blog Style
You may ask us about hotel events, heavenly happenings, cannibal neighbors, family drama, or anything within Hazbin canon. Weāll answer in-character unless the question requires clarification.
6. No God-modding, Meta Gaming, or Breaking the Broadcast
Alastor: Do not attempt to override our personalities, histories, or actions. This is our show.
Abel: Itās okay to ask lore stuff though! Just donāt dictate what we do.
7. Have Fun!
Abel: Weāre here to entertain and we hope to share a few good laughs. Maybe even shed a few tears together.
Alastor: And to stave off crushing boredom. That too.
š” What You Can Expect from SECONDāRADIO
In-character Q&A
Snappy banter between one Overlord and one archangel nepo-baby
Mini stories and vignettes
Radio-style announcements
Maybe even a look into the bizarre relationship.
Alastor: So adjust your antennae, settle in, and prepare for a broadcast that will beā
Abel: āsweet!
Alastor: āterribly entertaining.
Together: Welcome to SECONDāRADIO! Stay tuned!















