!! bash !!

december and january were created to test how much I can handle back to back before I'm sent into an absolute spiral

cute date idea: we go to a botanical garden. you point out a flower and i immediately eat it

‘gaslight gatekeep girlboss’ this and ‘mansplain manipulate malewife’ that.

what about reduce reuse recycle

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

This is beautiful.

ITS 2:30 AM AND IM STILL STARING AT THIS BECAUSE ITS SO PERFECT BECAUSE ITS GOT MARK AND HIS SPACE AND AMY AND HER ALIENS AND I THINK THATS BEAUTIFUL

I literally stared at this for like 5 minutes straight it’s so prettyyy

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

I never got a doot doot last time when I ren logged it

Yes! I love this post cx

Sure I’ll try it

Because I want another doot doot

Doot doot?