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Let’s be real, I’d wear my Kinky Boots high heels everywhere if Sarah would let me. What’s life without a little bit of glam? That metal arm you wear in the movies is the ultimate fashion accessory. Soviet chic, right? Haha.

How bout you wear the kinky boot high heels and the crown ?! Now why wouldn’t she let you -- I like that !! “Soviet chic” has a nice tone to it. Not that i’d go around wearing the arm, or that they let me even have it, but still...maybe one day.

It really didn’t for me. Like, at all. How did you know? You must be some kind of genius or something. So I guess that means I gotta make good on that cookie promise now, huh? I knew you loved me though.

Because I’ve seen how hard you go at Parties -- Not that i’m saying i don’t either, but you clearly did last night if i’m not mistaken. I would hope you would, cause if i come make sure you don’t die and there’s no cookies, i’ll be hurt and i don’t think i can have trust in this friendship anymore.

So I don’t mean to brag or anything (what am I saying, I totally mean to brag) but I won Pop Prom King in the SiriusXM Hits 1 poll. I’m polishing my crown and practicing my royal wave as we speak. Haha. Online polls are dumb but this one made me happy.

Congrats dude !! I fully expect you to wear this crown everywhere. Even running errands, you gotta let the people know who’s royalty here. 

Let’s all play a game called, ‘guess how many drinks this cute, little Aussie had that caused her to have this horrible hangover’. The first person to guess right, gets come take care of me and maybe cookies.

The limit did not exist for you last night - That’s the real answer, i win. Don’t even try to tell me i’m wrong, Margot. You also had me at cookies, but obviously i don’t want you dying of a hangover..

You know, people would think that I have some guy with a fan standing by me at all times, but how weird would that be !  At the moment I’m reduced to lying like a starfish on my bed in my underwear with the windows wide open, whining to my cats. I’ll “challenge” you if you challenge me back !

If you ever get offered one, and don’t want some guy following you around with a fan ?? send’em my way, please...i’ll greatly appreciate it. That honestly sounds like the best plan on a hot day, lets be honest. -- Oh wow, well then get your ice bucket at the ready, Swift.

I mean, I could imagine them sending you a box of lube with like maybe 4 or 5 bottles in it, but a whole box is pretty fucking wild. You really are the chosen one! I bow down to you, lube king. I think the funnier packages are almost better than memorabilia or just about anything else. Sure, you can wear the T-shirts and whatnot, but now you have this amazing lube story that’ll never get old. And you can wear the lube, too. Haha! I’ll remember that, man. If I’ve got a special night planned or something, and I have no lube, you’re gonna be the first person I call. Shit, I might just have to put you in my phone as Lube King just because it’s so funny. I’ll change it eventually. Maybe. Do you have someplace where you can put all of it for the time being? Or is it gonna become a part of your home decor, just random bottles placed around the house.

You’d think they’d just send the casual amount that any normal being may use, right ?? clearly that wasn’t what they had in mind & not that i’m complaining...i guess i have a new go to party starter with my life time supply of lube -- Speaking of merch, though, i’m kinda surprised these lube companies don’t have their own shirts and if they do then i’m kinda hurt they didn’t include the whole package, but you got a point there. & i’m serious, i’m letting all my close friends know i’m their go to guy if they don’t wanna go to the store, or save’em a trip.  “lube king” ?? I never thought i’d see the day. I honestly don’t....but i kinda find it more amusing if i just keep them in random places they shouldn’t be, or just casual decor, so we’ll see how that turns out.

Ohhh God, I’m going to feel so ashamed as soon as the answer comes out of my mouth.  I think uh, maybe 6? Yeah, I think it was 6 because that’s the day I had the worst shakes in my hands that lasted like, all day and it was terrible. I totally thought my heart was going to beat out of my chest. I definitely don’t recommend having more than 3 cups at the most. It can definitely be a little scary if you go over the top, like I did. With all the health benefits that actually come from drinking coffee, I just didn’t think that much of it until I started shaking and then I realized I fucked up. Hiiiya Sebastian, it’s so lovely to meet you! I have to say – trying not to geek out here – I’m seriously a big fan of yours.

Oh damn - I’m assuming that was a long shoot day ?? Cause if not, why so much caffeine ?! I’m already sure people have actual coffee comas, so at least you didn’t end up in one of those. In fairness though, I’ve had one of those 15 hour energy power boosts, so i’m already sure there’s the same amount of caffeine in those as about 5 cups !! But wow, tell me people were concerned. Well i’m flattered, but honestly ?? that fan status is mutual, Daisy.

I need to get me one of those like, yesterday. Remember the ice bucket challenge? That was good times. I think of those memories fondly.

Are you telling me Taylor Swift doesn’t have her own mini hand held fan ?? Obviously that needs to change - No but seriously, can that challenge be brought back ?? I don’t even need to be tagged or made do it, i’ll willingly just keep pouring ice over myself when i feel like it, and say it’s for a “challenge” so i don’t look strange.

It’s so crazy to be back in LA County again – I’d forgotten how hot it is. I guess we’re all having a heatwave, though. At least my hair can’t get any more frizzy.

I don’t leave my house without my mini electric fan since i can’t entirely bring my house ac everywhere - It’s gotten to the point where i’d probably be happy if some random stranger threw a bucket of ice over my head most days.

I hope nobody kissed today, it’s only the first date.. at least wait until you take them out to dinner! Also, admit it. You laughed. The king is back again. Hi, I’m Harry. Happy July and all that.

The real question is, where did the king go ?? But it’s really nice to meet you, man, i’m Sebastian 

When you’re out and about in NYC and you have fans calling out to you from all over the place. I am just trying to enjoy my time here until evening comes, but dang it’s so nice to have fans though. 

But were you actually chased down ?! we i need to know the details here !!

I think it’s amusing how every morning, before I even know what i’m doing – or before i’m even awake – I’m out of bed, making my way into my kitchen, to the coffee maker. I honestly don’t think I’d be able to function without a cup in the morning. Well, maybe 2 cups.. or 3 depending on the day. I need to invest in one of those coffee makers that has a time setting so it’s already brewed when i wake up. Hello everyone, I’m Daisy and i’m always overly caffeinated.

What’s the most cups of coffee you had in a day ?? I’m curious to know how extreme you’ve gotten....cause i honestly don’t think I’ve had more then at least two or so coffee’s, and i’m not even an avid drinker !! also its so nice to meet you Daisy, i’m Sebastian. 

Dude…. holy fuck! You hit the fucking jackpot with that one! I get some products and things sent to me here and there, nothing like what I’m sure you get. Mostly just T-Shirts, stickers, memorabilia ‘n things like that, or protein. But some fucking lube would be so sick! You’ll probably be stocked for what, the rest of your life? And with some cookies too?! Fuck man, sounds like the best piece of mail ever. Were you alone when you opened it up? I could only imagine the look on your friends or family’s faces if you opened it up in front of that.

I’m still finding it hard to believe that i still don’t know anyone who’s ever gotten this much supply of lube... just cause i mentioned it a few times in an interview - I was clearly the chosen one. Not that i’d be complaining over the likes of some cool as heck memorabilia, but sometimes you honestly never know whats gonna show up at your doorstep. Oh no you’re completely right, i’m stocked up for a long time. So if you’re ever at a loss of lube, i’m your dude.  Thankfully i just flew back from seeing family, actually. So i completely avoided any and all awkward interaction with that one.....but there’s sill gonna be that questioning when i have anyone over, and there’s still a ton of lube.

Well, I guess I know who to hit up if I’m ever short on lube. Were the cookies any good? 

Oh, do !! At least i won’t be short of any birthday gifts to friends now, cause everyone’s just gonna get a bottle. Or maybe i’ll just open up a lube stand - like a lemonade stand, but for those in an emergency on the go. They were !! they were girl scout, so i was honestly blessed.

I’m British, mate, I think tea is me blood. Apparently, that only works with things that are affordable because I’m still waiting on the Lamborghini I talked about in the same interview. I don’t know any carrot recipes though! That’s what made it funny! I just like carrots and I got so many I didn’t know what to do with them all. This is why you need to watch what you say Sebastian, you could have a ton of candy right now instead of a year supply of lube, but hey, bright side, you have one less thing to worry about when you have sex, yeah?. I want to be there for that conversation! ‘what’s that box?’ ‘oh well let me explain that’ 

Okay, fair enough - I should’ve just played off the stereotype, but you obviously confirmed it for me. Oh damn, if not even you can make that happen, then i’m doomed -- You could’ve googled some, i don’t know. Like carrot cake !! or carrot soup, get creative dude. Honestly ?? you’re right. From now on i’m making sure i just randomly end up talking about candy in every single interview and see if it catches on and works. You have a point, my friend. I’m pretty sorted in the department if lube’s requested. Not sure many are gonna believe me when i say why i have a ton though, or believe the reason wasn’t for sex reasons only...