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Chat: I'm Adrien Agreste
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Good to know the only thing wrong with Marinette and Adrien’s relationship is Gabriel Agreste.
Why the fuck do I even watch this show.
Y'all, give me love square fanfics to cry to after their identities get erased for the hundredth time this Sunday 🤡
glaciator 2.0 had adrien not only enter his reputation era but also drive the getaway car

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CHILD AREN'T YOU A MODEL-
Kagami is canonically the cutest person in the show, I will be taking no arguments
I feel like Marinette keeps forgetting that Chat is a human being and not a literal cat???
"A cat on a rooftop is very normal"
GIRL YOU BROKE HIS HEART AND YOU KNOW HIS COMFORT SONG IS "Little Kitty on a Roof" ARE YOU NOT CONCERNED???
So what I'm seeing is that Gabriel absolutely will not akumatize his son because he "cares" or something, but the second he finds out that said son is Chat Noir, he will not hesitate to DESTROY him if that means getting his wife back? I'm sensing a few parenting issues here-
If André finds out that Marinette is Ladybug because of ice cream spidey senses... I genuinely don't know what I'm going to do with this show

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can’t wait for the post-reveal era where marinette realizes she manhandled adrien around in a trash can in a fit of rage
🚨SPOILERS🚨
Quick rundown on glaciator 2 THE BEST EPISODE OF MIRACULOUS. PERIOD.
- Ladynoir was voted the best couple of the year and Ladybug got really mad, breaking Chat Noir's heart in the process
- Adrien couldn't focus in his everyday life, making Kagami worried, because he wasn't performing well in fencing
- SHADOWMOTH ALMOST SENT AN AKUMA TO ADRIEN WHO WAS CRYING SO HARD IT BROKE MY HEART IN FRONT OF A LADYNOIR AD - but, he detransformed in the end
- He was a normal dad for once and said to Adrien that he is always there for him. No surprise Adrien wasn't open to the idea you fckin donkey, you can't redeem yourself out of the blue
- Marinette noticed Adrien crying and wanted to give him a present that she prepared for him in case he ever got sad... i won't comment on this one
- She imagined them confessing to each other over a hamster cage 🤠🤠 but in reality she gifted our boy a pottery equipement and he was so excited about it omg, the stars in his eyes - THEN SHE THREW IT AWAY Y'ALL... LET 👏 ADRIEN 👏 DO 👏HIS 👏POTTERY👏 2K21
- Kagami kidnapped Marinette to tell her she needs to confess to Adrien because the boy is dying without love, but she needs to try her confession on someone else first, otherwise she'll mess it up (it's totally legit dw guys, she read it in a manga)
- Marinette thinks that confessing to one of her friends is weird... then she sees Chat Noir grieving on the roof AND ASKS HIM TO LET HER CONFESS TO HIM because he won't fall in love now will he lmao 😀👌 (this scene was pure perfection please i was dying of laughter THE CHEMISTRY!!!)
- It's not working out, they are bickering like a married couple and it's totally fine, (especially that Marinette's code name for Adrien is BUTTERCUP) i did not want to die at all, then they take a break and go to the movies for a totally platonic date
- André gets mad because his OTP ship ain't sailing
- The lucky charm is a car and it was so domestic 🥵
- Anyways the akuma goes bye-bye and here comes the part that was REALLY NEEDED because lmao we didn't suffer enough now did we. Let's kick us one last time even though we were already on the ground whimpering
- CHAT RUSHES TO MARINETTE BECAUSE HE PROMISED HER TO HELP and... Marinette says screw the script, I will speak from my heart. Now, what she says can be interpreted as a confession for Adrien... or for Chat Noir. Because she doesn't say a name and it's the same story - she thought differently and negatively of them in the beginning... until her heart realised how amazing they actually are hahhahahahahahahhaha
- After this confession Chat is happy and Adrien's skin is clear, his heart is thriving, his ass is phat - because he doesn't give up on his love for Ladybug. If Marinette could change her mind about someone TO THE POINT THAT SHE FALLS SO DEEPLY IN LOVE, maybe if he shows his true colors, Ladybug can change her mind too
- Let's go to therapy together 💗💗🥰🥰
Not only is it Percy Jackson's birthday today, it is also Percabeth's (12th??) Anniversary, so here are some of the best Percabeth moments in PJO and PJO alone. [The light blue is just me being me]
“You drool when you sleep.” (obviously)
“Me, go with you on the… the ‘Thrill Ride of Love’? How embarrassing is that? What if someone saw me?” (It was at this scene when I knew, these two would be my comfort couple in the future)
“I don’t know what my mom will do, I just know I’ll fight next to you.” “Why?” “Because you’re my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?”
Annabeth’s shroud was so beautiful—gray silk with embroidered owls—I told her it seemed a shame not to bury her in it. She punched me and told me to shut up. (ah, young love)
PERCY CARRYING AROUND ANNABETHS PICTURE IN HIS NOTEBOOK TO REMIND HIMSELF THAT SHE WAS REAL no i’m not taking this one straight from the book, the paragraph is too long.
But whenever Annabeth talked about the time she spent with them, I kind of felt . . . I don’t know. Uncomfortable? No. That’s not the word. The word was jealous. (and it still took him four years to realize he was in love with her??)
She looked good. Really good. I probably would’ve been tongue-tied if I could’ve said anything except ‘reet, reet, reet’.
She tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly. “I’m glad you’re not a guinea pig.” “Me, too.” I hoped my face wasn’t as red as it felt. (nine year old me is SCREAMING)
“I’ll get us back to the ship,” I told her. “It’s okay. Just hang on.” Annabeth nodded to let me know she was better now, and then she murmured something I couldn’t hear because of the plugs in my ears. (THE INTIMACY)
The crowd cheered. Annabeth planted a kiss on my cheek. The roaring got a lot louder after that. (THEIR FIRST KISS DFGHJNBGVFDFGH why am I still fangirling over this, I've seen them kiss a billion times-)
“Um, who should I ask?” She punched me in the gut. “Me, Seaweed Brain.” “Oh. Oh, right.” (✨slow dance✨)
[Aphrodite] When she smiled at me, just for a moment she looked a little like Annabeth. (I repeat: AND IT STILL TOOK HIM FOUR YEARS TO REALIZE HE WAS IN LOVE WITH HER????)
“You didn’t believe I was dead?” “Never.” (I believe I was dead at this point)
“I, uh, was thinking we got interrupted at Westover Hall. And . . . I think I owe you a dance.” She smiled slowly. “All right, Seaweed Brain.” (✨slow dance✨ part two *more screaming*)
“Think positive. Tomorrow you’re off to camp! After orientation you’ve got your date—”
“It’s not a date!” I protested.”It’s just Annabeth, Mom. Jeez!”
“She’s coming all the way from camp to meet you.”
“Well, yeah.”
“You’re going to the movies.”
“Yeah."
“Just the two of you.”
“Mom!”
She held up her hands in surrender, but I could tell she was trying hard not to smile. (this whole scene deserved to be in here and you know it)
“Hey, it’s . . . it’s okay.” I patted her on the back. I was aware of everything in the room . I felt like I could read the tiniest print on any book on the shelves. Annabeth’s hair smelled like lemon soap. Behind me, somebody cleared his throat. It was one of Annabeth’s half-brothers, Malcolm. His face was bright red. I stepped away from Annabeth “We were just looking at maps,” I said stupidly. (imagine falling madly in love with Annabeth Chase and not knowing it until she kisses you, couldn't be me 😐)
Annabeth glared at me like she was going to punch me. And then she did something that surprised me even more. She kissed me. (*screaming intensifies*)
Annabeth and I pretty much skirted around each other. I was glad to be with her, but it also kind of hurt, and it hurt when I wasn’t with her, too. (I've just given up on screaming at Percy for not realizing his feelings sooner 😐🔫)
Annabeth wiped a tear from her cheek. “I’m glad you’re not dead, Seaweed Brain.” “Thanks,” I said. “Me too.” (you know what I'm not glad about? Beckendorf's death 😃👍🏽)
We locked eyes. I thought of a different time last summer, under Mount St. Helen's, when Annabeth thought I was going to die and she kissed me. She cleared her throat and looked away. “Prophecy.” “Right. Prophecy.” (ahaha pain)
Malcolm grinned at me. “We’ll wait outside while you finish inspection.” The Athena campers filed out the door while Annabeth cleaned up her bunk. I shuffled uneasily and pretended to go through some more reports. Technically, even on inspection, it was against camp rules for two campers to be . . . like, alone in a cabin. That rule had come up a lot when Silena and Beckendorf started dating. Anyway, for some strange reason I was thinking about this as I watched Annabeth straighten up. (fOr sOmE rEaSoN)
“Hold on, Seaweed Brain.” It was Annabeth’s voice, much clearer now. “You’re not getting away from me that easily.” (*sobs*)
“I’ll go with Percy,” Annabeth said. “Then we’ll join you, or we’ll go wherever we’re needed.” Somebody in the back of the group said, “No detours you two.” (stop saving the world and go make out 🙄)
Before I could lose my courage, I said, “Don’t I get a kiss for luck? It’s kind of a tradition, right?” I figured she would punch me. Instead, she drew her knife and stared at the army marching toward us. “Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we’ll see.” (AND COME BACK ALIVE, HE DID)
“You’re cute when you’re worried,” she muttered. “Your eyebrows get all scrunched together.”
“You are not going to die while I owe you a favor,” I said. “Why did you take that knife?”
“You would’ve done the same for me.” (HOLY F U C K)
I wasn’t supposed to tell anyone. But this was Annabeth. If I couldn’t trust her, I couldn’t trust anyone. (goodnight.)
I glanced back. Annabeth was trying not to meet my eyes. Her face was pale. I flashed back to two years ago, when I’d thought she was going to take the pledge to Artemis and become a Hunter. I’d been on the edge of a panic attack, thinking that I’d lose her. Now, she looked pretty much the same way. I thought about the Three Fates, and the way I’d seen my life flash by. I could avoid all that. No aging, no death, no body in the grave. I could be a teenager forever, in top condition, powerful, and immortal, serving my father. I could have power and eternal life. Who could refuse that? Then I looked at Annabeth again. I thought about my friends from camp: Charles Beckendorf, Michael Yew, Silena Beauregard, so many other who were now dead. I thought about Ethan Nakamura and Luke. And I knew what I had to do. “No,” I said. “I’m honored and everything. Don’t get me wrong. It’s just . . . I’ve got a lot of life left to live. I’d hate to peak in my sophomore year.” The gods were glaring at me, but Annabeth had her hands over her mouth. Her eyes were shining. And that kind of made up for it. (THIS WHOLE SCENE RUINED MY PERCEPTION OF MEN. THEY ARE, IN FACT, NOT AS PERFECT AS PERCY)
“I am never, ever going to make things easy for you, Seaweed Brain. Get used to it.” When she kissed me, I had the feeling my brain was melting right through my body. (I'M MELTING)
We held hands right up to the moment they dumped us in the water. Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey—when you’re the son of Poseidon, you don’t have to hurry. And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time. (DFGHJHGFDFGHJNHGFDFGHJNBVCFGHJMNBVCFKIJUHYGT I DON'T THINK I WILL EVER RECOVER FROM THIS ITS TOO PERFECT GOODBYE FOREVER)
Alec that’s fucking rude
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Here’s a list of reasons why you should stan Juleka Couffaine both in and out of costume:
• Her outfit is amazing
• Seriously guys, she just might be the only one we wouldn't actually recognize
• She's really confident (I am SO proud of her for finally stepping up and putting her parents in their places)
• MY GIRL IS SO FREAKING POWERFUL
• She's gay.
• 💅🏽💅🏽
• 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
• Goth Lesbian
• Her social anxiety is relatable for SO many people
• SHE MAKES ME HAPPY WHEN SHE'S HAPPY (like when Luka comforted her in Reflekdoll, she's adorable 😭)
• Her own dad neglected her for the longest time and she needs to be protected
• Her and Chat Noir are family now 🙄✋🏽
• THERE ARE SO MANY MORE REASONS I CANT THINK OF RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IM TIRED please reblog other reasons because she is amazing and deserves EVERYTHING
MYLÈNE HAD NO RIGHT BREAKING MY HEART LIKE THAT