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AHOY, LANDLUBBER!

He offers a handshake.

[He does not shake his hand- because he is blind, and cannot see it. That and he also has an eyepatch over his eye anyways...]

"What is your name?"

Even if he hated open water.

... IS THERE ANY REASON FER YER VISIT, STANFERD PINES?

AHOY, LANDLUBBER!

He offers a handshake.

[He does not shake his hand- because he is blind, and cannot see it. That and he also has an eyepatch over his eye anyways...]

"What is your name?"

AHOY, LANDLUBBER!

He offers a handshake.

[He does not shake his hand- because he is blind, and cannot see it. That and he also has an eyepatch over his eye anyways...]

Hench glares at him and points a very makeshift looking gun at him. "You're looking in the wrong- pardon? The wifi password? What?"

[He didn't respond to the gun. Because he can't see.]

... DO YE KNOW OF ANY NON-DIGITAL PLUNDER I MIGHT BE INTRESTED IN, PRIVATE?

"In any case.. I don't know anyone who would willingly hand over their password to you. I wouldn't be surprised if you have some ulterior motives for wanting it. Hacking or.. I'm still getting used to technology these days.."

NAR, I SIMPLY WISH TO FINISH DOWNLOADING MODS FER ZOO TYCOON 2 AND THE MOVIES... HACKING IS STEVE'S JOB.

"Why do you need internet for movies? Don't you have a vhs? I'm afraid I have no idea what the hell a mod for zoo tycoon is"

... "THE MOVIES" IS A GAME. YE MAKE MOVIES FER PROFIT TO MAKE MORE, BETTER MOVIES. IT'S OLD BY NOW... AND SO TOO IS ZOO TYCOON 2! ... A MOD SIMPLY... ADDS TO YER GAME. I COULD SHOW YE...

"Are the movies real? That sounds more akin to a job than a game" Well, now Hench feels old "it can't be much older than 20 years. The only game I partake in is DD&MD's which is an in person game, I doubt you could modify it.

E'ER HEARD OF "HOMEBREW"? 'TIS THE SAME THING, FOR PHYSICAL TTRPGS.

"I have- I meant you wouldn't be able to 'show me' how to work the mods considering its not a computer game"

oh, no he really likes DD&MD and there aren't many people out there that play.. No- he's not congregating with the enemy because he likes the same game as him! "I'm sure you could."

"..A first edition? The one I owned has diminished in quality due to its years locked away without proper care. What are you figures made from?"

"My roommate and I would make figures in college in the same fashion! My nephew recently informed me people can print them now?"

AYE, 3D PRINTING! ... I DON'T 'AVE A 3D PRINTER AN' I DON'T QUITE FEEL INTERESTED IN GIVING UP WORKING WITH ME HANDS.

Hench crouches down, he'd be looking into pirates eye if he had one "I tend to find myself wanting to help variants of myself lead a good life. What do you think of redemption? If they're so awful psychological torture being done upon them can be excused would you say they even deserve a chance at redemption? Do you think they could ever truly become better people?"

"That seems to be the popular consensus.. morality was only brought into question because of what you claimed Steve said, That what you're doing is okay because you're not awful and they are. Which.. falls apart the moment you admit to there being a chance for them to change their ways."

[As if that explains every question...]

Hench glares at him and points a very makeshift looking gun at him. "You're looking in the wrong- pardon? The wifi password? What?"

[He didn't respond to the gun. Because he can't see.]

... DO YE KNOW OF ANY NON-DIGITAL PLUNDER I MIGHT BE INTRESTED IN, PRIVATE?

"In any case.. I don't know anyone who would willingly hand over their password to you. I wouldn't be surprised if you have some ulterior motives for wanting it. Hacking or.. I'm still getting used to technology these days.."

NAR, I SIMPLY WISH TO FINISH DOWNLOADING MODS FER ZOO TYCOON 2 AND THE MOVIES... HACKING IS STEVE'S JOB.

"Why do you need internet for movies? Don't you have a vhs? I'm afraid I have no idea what the hell a mod for zoo tycoon is"

... "THE MOVIES" IS A GAME. YE MAKE MOVIES FER PROFIT TO MAKE MORE, BETTER MOVIES. IT'S OLD BY NOW... AND SO TOO IS ZOO TYCOON 2! ... A MOD SIMPLY... ADDS TO YER GAME. I COULD SHOW YE...

"Are the movies real? That sounds more akin to a job than a game" Well, now Hench feels old "it can't be much older than 20 years. The only game I partake in is DD&MD's which is an in person game, I doubt you could modify it.

E'ER HEARD OF "HOMEBREW"? 'TIS THE SAME THING, FOR PHYSICAL TTRPGS.

"I have- I meant you wouldn't be able to 'show me' how to work the mods considering its not a computer game"

oh, no he really likes DD&MD and there aren't many people out there that play.. No- he's not congregating with the enemy because he likes the same game as him! "I'm sure you could."

"..A first edition? The one I owned has diminished in quality due to its years locked away without proper care. What are you figures made from?"

"My roommate and I would make figures in college in the same fashion! My nephew recently informed me people can print them now?"

AYE, 3D PRINTING! ... I DON'T 'AVE A 3D PRINTER AN' I DON'T QUITE FEEL INTERESTED IN GIVING UP WORKING WITH ME HANDS.

Hench crouches down, he'd be looking into pirates eye if he had one "I tend to find myself wanting to help variants of myself lead a good life. What do you think of redemption? If they're so awful psychological torture being done upon them can be excused would you say they even deserve a chance at redemption? Do you think they could ever truly become better people?"

"That seems to be the popular consensus.. morality was only brought into question because of what you claimed Steve said, That what you're doing is okay because you're not awful and they are. Which.. falls apart the moment you admit to there being a chance for them to change their ways."

[As if that explains every question...]

Hench glares at him and points a very makeshift looking gun at him. "You're looking in the wrong- pardon? The wifi password? What?"

[He didn't respond to the gun. Because he can't see.]

... DO YE KNOW OF ANY NON-DIGITAL PLUNDER I MIGHT BE INTRESTED IN, PRIVATE?

"In any case.. I don't know anyone who would willingly hand over their password to you. I wouldn't be surprised if you have some ulterior motives for wanting it. Hacking or.. I'm still getting used to technology these days.."

NAR, I SIMPLY WISH TO FINISH DOWNLOADING MODS FER ZOO TYCOON 2 AND THE MOVIES... HACKING IS STEVE'S JOB.

"Why do you need internet for movies? Don't you have a vhs? I'm afraid I have no idea what the hell a mod for zoo tycoon is"

... "THE MOVIES" IS A GAME. YE MAKE MOVIES FER PROFIT TO MAKE MORE, BETTER MOVIES. IT'S OLD BY NOW... AND SO TOO IS ZOO TYCOON 2! ... A MOD SIMPLY... ADDS TO YER GAME. I COULD SHOW YE...

"Are the movies real? That sounds more akin to a job than a game" Well, now Hench feels old "it can't be much older than 20 years. The only game I partake in is DD&MD's which is an in person game, I doubt you could modify it.

E'ER HEARD OF "HOMEBREW"? 'TIS THE SAME THING, FOR PHYSICAL TTRPGS.

"I have- I meant you wouldn't be able to 'show me' how to work the mods considering its not a computer game"

oh, no he really likes DD&MD and there aren't many people out there that play.. No- he's not congregating with the enemy because he likes the same game as him! "I'm sure you could."

"..A first edition? The one I owned has diminished in quality due to its years locked away without proper care. What are you figures made from?"

"My roommate and I would make figures in college in the same fashion! My nephew recently informed me people can print them now?"

AYE, 3D PRINTING! ... I DON'T 'AVE A 3D PRINTER AN' I DON'T QUITE FEEL INTERESTED IN GIVING UP WORKING WITH ME HANDS.

Hench crouches down, he'd be looking into pirates eye if he had one "I tend to find myself wanting to help variants of myself lead a good life. What do you think of redemption? If they're so awful psychological torture being done upon them can be excused would you say they even deserve a chance at redemption? Do you think they could ever truly become better people?"

"That seems to be the popular consensus.. morality was only brought into question because of what you claimed Steve said, That what you're doing is okay because you're not awful and they are. Which.. falls apart the moment you admit to there being a chance for them to change their ways."

[As if that explains every question...]

Hench glares at him and points a very makeshift looking gun at him. "You're looking in the wrong- pardon? The wifi password? What?"

[He didn't respond to the gun. Because he can't see.]

... DO YE KNOW OF ANY NON-DIGITAL PLUNDER I MIGHT BE INTRESTED IN, PRIVATE?

"In any case.. I don't know anyone who would willingly hand over their password to you. I wouldn't be surprised if you have some ulterior motives for wanting it. Hacking or.. I'm still getting used to technology these days.."

NAR, I SIMPLY WISH TO FINISH DOWNLOADING MODS FER ZOO TYCOON 2 AND THE MOVIES... HACKING IS STEVE'S JOB.

"Why do you need internet for movies? Don't you have a vhs? I'm afraid I have no idea what the hell a mod for zoo tycoon is"

... "THE MOVIES" IS A GAME. YE MAKE MOVIES FER PROFIT TO MAKE MORE, BETTER MOVIES. IT'S OLD BY NOW... AND SO TOO IS ZOO TYCOON 2! ... A MOD SIMPLY... ADDS TO YER GAME. I COULD SHOW YE...

"Are the movies real? That sounds more akin to a job than a game" Well, now Hench feels old "it can't be much older than 20 years. The only game I partake in is DD&MD's which is an in person game, I doubt you could modify it.

E'ER HEARD OF "HOMEBREW"? 'TIS THE SAME THING, FOR PHYSICAL TTRPGS.

"I have- I meant you wouldn't be able to 'show me' how to work the mods considering its not a computer game"

oh, no he really likes DD&MD and there aren't many people out there that play.. No- he's not congregating with the enemy because he likes the same game as him! "I'm sure you could."

"..A first edition? The one I owned has diminished in quality due to its years locked away without proper care. What are you figures made from?"

"My roommate and I would make figures in college in the same fashion! My nephew recently informed me people can print them now?"

AYE, 3D PRINTING! ... I DON'T 'AVE A 3D PRINTER AN' I DON'T QUITE FEEL INTERESTED IN GIVING UP WORKING WITH ME HANDS.

Hench crouches down, he'd be looking into pirates eye if he had one "I tend to find myself wanting to help variants of myself lead a good life. What do you think of redemption? If they're so awful psychological torture being done upon them can be excused would you say they even deserve a chance at redemption? Do you think they could ever truly become better people?"

"That seems to be the popular consensus.. morality was only brought into question because of what you claimed Steve said, That what you're doing is okay because you're not awful and they are. Which.. falls apart the moment you admit to there being a chance for them to change their ways."

[As if that explains every question...]